What Is On Your Mind?

I think I need to cry when I get home....

 

:c I'm sorry.

 

Thats what thr forum is for. For support thrpugh this tough time. And thats why i warned people prior id become depressed....

 

no foil or metal whatsoever, just frozen peas and carrots in a microwave safe ceramic bowl

it was a lot like what they get to happen in this video, but a lot more

 

Man, I decided to make myself breakfast-supper. I made two eggs with two pieces of toast, and the eggs were over easy. Finished eating and didn't even realize I had some yolk on my hands and I got the urge to itch my face...

Well, needless to say I smeared yolk all over my face. It is a very uncomfortable feeling.

 

That's not how you wash your face, Grimm. You're doing it wrong.

 

BUT MOM YOU CAN'T TELL ME HOW I WASH MY FACE
MAYBE I LIKE WASHING MY FACE WITH YOLK

Gosh how do you think I keep my youth
it's not like i steal the souls of young men while they sleep geez

 

Oh, so that's where my soul went.

 

Yeah, I thought an egg wash was for painting egg tempera! LOL

 

-Quietly slurping on Blind's soul in the corner-

Oh huh what? Sorry! Was this yours?

Haha Eloe. Maybe I am just making myself become the living egg tempera!

 

Over easy eggs sound delicious.

 

I didn't realize my soul was liquid-based. That explains so much.

 

gonna make steak for dinner and calabacitas. for anyone not from the soutwest, basically squash with onion, chilies, corn, spices, and a little cheese on top, es muy delicoso!

 

I probably just liquidated it when I sucked it out. :c Like when the bone vampire from Futurama sucks the bones outta sheep and stuff!

Also, I would gladly make you some eggs, Jazzi. c: ♥ Also @scalie save a bit of steak for me.~

 

If you fall face first into eggs, is that an... eggplant?

 

*obligatory rimshot*

If you do a shot out of someone's ass, is it a rimshot?

 

If you do a... um, a thing, it... cause another thing.

I'm... just going to go ahead and show myself the door.

 

I think potatoes :3

 

I have nothing funny to say either. :c
But those two were good lmfao. xD

 

Heeeeeeeey. Love that the AC broke. xP