What Is On Your Mind?

My day wasn't bad. I now have a car in my name.

 

Yesterday at work a co-worker asked me what streaming actually was. He just wanted to understand the basic concept. So I came up with probably the best analogy I've ever pulled out of my ass:
You know how camcorders have those little screens on them? It's the exact same idea just with many more miles of cable.
He know vaguely understands the vague idea vaguely vague vague... I now notice how weird vague is spelled, and so do you, enjoy your ruined night

Also 'new' avatar because penis.

 

I would have just explained it as being like live TV but on a computer and usually of people playing videogames

 

Just once, I'd like to see someone pull off Garnet from the Vorkosigan Saga.

 

My random epiphany of the day:

I have, for 25+ years, believed that Sesame Street's Yip-Yips started out as brown, both of them. They scared me when I was little, and then one day when I was older, I saw that the puppets had been changed to blue and pink! "Oh what a good idea," I thought, "they look cute now!" This evening, for silly reasons, I was looking up the yip-yips, and could find ZERO reference to them ever being anything but blue and pink. Their original debut in 1971 was the phone skit, readily available on youtube: blue and pink. "Wtf?" And then I remembered:

When I was little, my family's TV was black & white. The yips were never colorless. My TV was.

 

Waking up with cuddles and someone who makes you coffee of quite awesome! (Was able to go over to my new lover after my gf cancelled on me)

 

I am so flippin' THIRSTY
like, me, my friend and her unofficial boyfriend were hanging at rowdy pub on Halloween night and when he drinks he gets a bit handsy. He kept putting his arms around the two of us and placing his hand on the small of my back.
Just that teensy bit of contact made all my lower extremities light up. uuuuugh

 

*offers self as sacrifice to the misskin* meep

 

*screeches like a pterodactyl and carries you off*

 

...... Umm...... This is not what I expect browsing a dildo forum.

Actually not sure what I expect.

 

Is it sad that I actually pictured that happening in my head? XD
Morning all, everyone enjoying the time change (if it's happened for you already)?

 

It happened last week for me

Hmm, this Sunday is proving to be a good one. Already watched Stardust, got fancy coffee, and had kinky sex!

 

Looks like someone is having a good time

 

Bleh... I don't see why we have to do this fucking time change thing. Now it's gonna be dark at like 5 pm.

 

Blame the orbit of Earth

 

Damn you orbit of the Earth!!!

 

It was supposed to help with saving energy, better management of daylight and all that bullshit. I can tell you, at least for me it only gives slight ... 'annoyance' caused by still being used to 'old' time.

 

Eh? Whaddya mean.

 

I woke up an hour and 15 minutes early. Except that it was actually 15 minutes but now I'm awake and confused. A quick look into my brain:

And so far as beyond where there could exist possible wordy useless sentences of utter nonsense and adjectives or maybe if phrases convoluted about by apologetic grammar would be able to literally not even but still yet and so forth acquire reasonable doubt around the misleading of my clients accusations above all else, potato.

 

I fear I will be a shark-sickle by the end of the day.

Sitting on the couch, wrapped up just to keep warm. Its in the 40s at the moment.