What Is On Your Mind?

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there is nothing more nerve wracking then being in a house full of sick people and wondering if you're next DX
everybody is either barfing, feverish, or shaky. I HATE being sick *climbs into a hazzmat suit*

 

Being sick sucks. Especially when it's coming out from every hole.
..There's a sex joke to be made here...

 

Home alone. Horny. Drinking wine. Bored.

 

All bases covered, huh?

 

as usual.

 

Once you're done with the wine, I can tell you some things you can do with the bottle.

 

sadly it's not in a bootle.

 

this is probably one of the strangest but funniest short stories I happened across today
http://www.terrybisson.com/page6/page6.html
"They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat, it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat."

 

Well that is unfortunate

 

I think I'm gonna do something I haven't done in a long time, and that's have a drink. Cheers folks ^.=.^

 

Wait, I thought you were dead! I left you under a rug and everything!

 

Merely unconscious good sir, I'm doing alright now ^.=.^
Sadly my drink didn't turn out so well...apparently brandy on the rocks isn't that great >~<

 

Cause it's the opposite of good sex, where it's coming in to every hole?

 

*flops over dead from boredom* blergh, nothing to do and can't play games since everyone else is watching football til like 1 am -_-
Scalie needs to be entertained!

 

I don't drink so I think every drink tastes awful. xP

 

Hey, all, sorry, it's been a crazy few weeks.

Had a good session with my therapist. I think we're making good progress on my Imposter Syndrome, which is probably the most common disease in the software development community. It's also really annoying when it's so bad it affects your skills as a lover, too. She recommended that the next time I see my physician we do a full medical, and maybe I should go to one of those shady men's clinics that gives out testosterone patches and try one of those.

Had a date with my girlfriend, which went really well. We went out to eat, went back to her place, had an absolutely amazing evening together. She and I live at opposite ends of the county, so I went home only to discover that I'd left my credit card at the restaurant. I had to drive all the way back the next morning, before rush hour, before work. That totally sucked.

She told me she was falling in love with me. I'm not sure how to process that.

Totally want a Sleipnir now. A large in 3, to supplement my Stubbs in 5.

 

Everyone thinks liquor tastes awful.

 

@Exeter is everything I could have hoped for and more. We've spent since he got here mostly cuddling with the odd break for food, water, or bodily functions. He makes it so tough to get out of bed, omg.

 

Waaah, I want a boyfriend!

 

I want to be able to snuggle with my boyfriend... curses long distance relationships >.<