Ugh. Energy drinks.
Man, there was this one afternoon where I was at work, and totally dying from lack of sleep, and went to the company kitchen. One of my co-workers gave me a can of Monster. "Here," he said. "This'll keep you going." I drank half the can and was suddenly so jittery and nauseous I couldn't think straight. I barely made it through the last hour. When I got home I was still shaking and shuddering. My girlfriend saw me and asked if I was okay. I told her about the energy drink. She said, "Would you like me to help you burn off all that energy?"
I said,
Once upon a time, the Flash wasn't a nice guy. He was a villain. And one day, he's running through the fields of New York and as he rips through a meadow he spots Wonder Woman sunning herself. And he thinks, "If I did it fast enough, I could do her and she wouldn't know who it was." So he circles around and he does her.
"Great Hera!" Wonder Woman shouts. "What was that?"
"I have no idea!" says The Invisible Man. "But now my ass really hurts."
"It would be like that," I told her. A shower and a glass of wine were much more effective.