What Is On Your Mind?

I came up with a few ideas for my massive video project. The timing's going to be tighter than a virgin's butthole, but they should be possible. Also I think I'm going to make a Director's commentary to explain how I do everything.

 

You should make that the title of the video….

 

I second that request.

 

I agree. I should. But I won't

 

..... wat

 

now people in the UK will be using proxies to watch all the banned porn lol where there's a horny pent up will, there's a way
weird they banned squirting and not bukkake

 

The meeting discussing how this bill (or whatever it is) would be written up must have been hilarious!

 

how I imagine it happening:
"we need to ban squirting! think of the children!"
"what's squirting?"
*googling ensues*
"hmmm, this is kinda hot..."
"WHAT?! NO! IT HAS TO BE BANNED!" lol

 

I have this sinking feeling that I'm being ignored on purpose and it's really irking the fuck out of me...

 

Spoiler: Bit of bad news

A friend of mine just called me with some sad news, his ten year old cousin just passed.
I guess earlier today she was complaining about a fever, nothing out of the ordinary for this time of year. Then she started wheezing. Then vomiting. Finally her dad drove her to the hospital but on the way she had a heart attack and died in the car, in his arms. What's shocking is how sudden it all happened. From what my friend told me, she was a perfectly healthy girl. They're performing an autopsy tomorrow to find out exactly what happened.
I can't imagine what the parents are going through. Their little girl, dying so suddenly like that. It makes my heart, the little shriveled up black thing it is, hurt whenever I hear news about this kind of thing. All I can say is that I hope he family

@Black-Cat : I know the feeling all too well.

 

*loads her nerf gun*
Looks like its time to go huntin'

 

When I get ignored, I pretend it gets me off. "Oh yeah baby, ignore me harder~"
I don't think it helps in any way, but it's funny.

 

*surprise glomps* YOU'RE IT!

 

Can I come with you...? >w>

Reverse psychology sometimes helps, but in some cases it backfires terribly. :c

Eep! I could really go for one IRL right now... >w<

 

Wth am I awake right now? pffff

 

Welcome to the club. :3

 

well shit, seems a few of my favorite satire comic creators got doxxed and hacked

 

Sometimes I wish I could just be a human version of a house cat. Sleep most of the day, play things to keep me owner amused. Greet them when they arrive. Without the worries of money and various other things. It sounds awesome.

 

Can we have a dragon-pizza-party??? PLEASE???

 

I'll bring the beer! Anyone for cuddles?