What Is On Your Mind?

I decided I wanted an Elf on the shelf elf (JUST the elf, I don't need the damn book) so I thought I'd find one quick on Ebay... Yeah.. No. If you want an Elf on the Shelf doll then God help you as you sort through 2000 other listings of really crappy handmade elf clothing, cheap elf pajamas, expensive as hell Pottery Barn elf pajamas, elf movies, cookie cutter sets, story book sets, advent calendars, ornaments with sloppy paint jobs, female elves (blond, brunette, red hair, black hair etc), window clings, light up window clings, flattened bottle caps, solidified icing decorations, chap stick, body lotion and show gel sets, cupcake toppers, cupcake liners, human sized costumes, ugly smocked baby clothing, weird figurines with lead paint, nightlights, POP vinyl figures, snow globes, "Elf pets", canvas tote bags, apron and chef sets, mass produced stockings, ugly and poorly handmade stockings, 48cm plush elves, bookmarks, floor puzzles, home decor, socks, slipper socks, slippers, present ribbon, band aids, memory games, scrapbook pages, lunch boxes, stupid handmade "no-sew" blankets, bracelet charms, Shrinky Dinks (for God's sake), t-shirts, Christmas village decor, dresses, leggings, earrings, hooded bath towels, stickers, Frozen Olaf knock offs, broken elves, non Elf on the Shelf elves, fabric by the yard, vintage Japanese "knee huggers" that only vaguely resemble today's modernized branded Elf, and the list literally goes on and on and on.

That's my rant, argh. Ok. I still haven't found an elf.

 

I KNEW YOU WOULD BE

 

That was after I subtracted 13 or 14 terms from the search :<

 

Why is it you always tweak your next out on days that require you to move a lot and do heavy lifting?

 

Cause life is cruel.
Lately for me simply yawning has caused me to pull muscles in my neck and jaw and it's painful ;^;

 

I'm feeling pretty depressed. I like this guy and I know he likes me but says he wants to move before he can date peeps and whatnot.

And his Facebook sometimes he posts relationship pics and I'm like "You torture me ;3;"

 

The site itself has a chat room. So no webcam or microphone is required.

 

I'm sorry to hear that... Wish I could give some advice buuuuuuuuuut I'm the last person you want relationship advice from.

 

Finally up and about, really need some coffee

 

No you don't, you can quit! DON'T LET COFFEE CONTROL YOU

 

I guess keep on what I've been doing haha. I recently started becoming more forward.

 

That might help. I know that as a guy, I'm pretty oblivious to that stuff.

 

I work with coffee as my job, can't necessarily escape it at this point and time

 

IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT

 

Now my guy friend is going to be super busy sorting out his life. God damn I don't like waiting for stuff -.-

 

So I've stumbled upon this video...

Any thoughts? I personally find it awesome - wounded people could finally get the prosthetics they deserve. Maybe not now, but as said in this video - 10-15 years and they probably will be operable on the same level as "real" arms. But it also makes me kinda scared - what if those will get misused for bad things?

 

*sees all the shit that's going down in the US*.....

Dear United States of America,
You are the worst representation of humanity.
Please realize that humanity already sucks and you're not helping in the attempt to make humanity less retarded.
Either get your shit together or go ahead and start WWIII so this planet can be rid of the biggest mistakes of evolution.

Sincerely,
A very disgruntled and upset member of humanity.

 

Metal Gear Rising is coming. I'd actually change my body for a cyborg one. Feeding the brain with just the esential stuff must be sweet eAe

 

I was thinking more like Deus Ex : Human Revolution ^^ If this stuff would actually work like in this game... It becomes a bit tempting. Of course I wouldn't VOLUNTEER to get my arms cut, but if I had a choice of a prosthetic like that and normal prosthetic/no prosthetic at all, the choice would be obvious for me.