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Ah, gotcha. So even more of a crapshoot than I thought. LOL Well if anyone ends up tagging along inside my shipment "inspecting" my purchases during transit, I'm sorry to tell them that I didn't pay nearly enough freight to get them here...

 

Yep! Means they flopped it, put it through a chipper and are now processing it into hamburger filler as part of a waste-recovery effort. Dick burgers! It's the new white-green-pink-red-gold-sparkly meat!

 

NEEEEEEEEH
that doesn not sound delicious

 

My Chance is out for delivery! AAAAAAHHH! <3

Update: He's here!!!

 

I just got a dragoness muzzle, mine feels like a firm, I don't know if I could use it for clit penetration but it works wonderfully to suck on my nips. I am paitently waiting for my secound one to come in the mail

 

I am so excited for my hoard of teenie weenies to come in! I bought 5 from one person on the old forums and they just shipped while I am waiting for the other 3 from other sellers to be shipped. I am getting like all the MOKOs NO ONE CAN STOP ME!

 

Damn how many Mokos do you have on the way? xD

 

Well I got one from you, then another moko, two lukas, muzzle,tentecale, two tuckers. 8 total teenies. hehehe I may be late to the teenie party but man I'm gonna get em all.
actually I messaged a bunch of peop teenies but you and two others were the only ones to respond, I thought I was a creeper or something (〒︿〒)

 

Whoa, I never thought a muzzle could be used on nips. OHHH brainstorm, its going to be noisy, but you could like attach a vacuum hose to the back end and get the muzzle to suck on nips and clits (hopefully it won't get lube in your vacuum)

 

unfortunately I only have the teenie muzzles, which still is nice on nips. Its fun to squish its sides to open the mouth lol.
But now that you mention it I would love a dragoness full sized for that! Hehe get a small wet/ dry vacuum with some pantyhose over the filter and I bet that vacuum muzzle would be great. Or just hooking it up to my cupping set pump would be good too~

 

I ordered a L/8 Elden in custom colors for a friend so I also got a M/8 Surprise Me and asked for Magma Drake (I don't pay for colors lol)
We'll see what happens =w= I used to have an M/5 but it wasn't firm enough for me, maybe this will make me love him!

 

Y'all are talking about combining sex toys and Shop Vac's. This is how people end up in the hospital.

Not saying you shouldn't do it though.

 

Yeah x_x just use body safe suction things. Sure its all fun and games to laugh at "Doofy get your dick out of the vacuum cleaner!" but not so fun to go to the ER and having to explain what happened, heh.

 

Hehe you guys are right, it's all fun and games Until we gotta explain stuff.
I would never mess with the shop vac it's dirty and I gotta clean my truck with it.
sadly I know some people would really would use one and get hurt.

 

the teenie weenie collection is complete. I found my Mercer and Desmond plushed a friend made for me but couldn't find my action figures. If you place the weenies a certain way you can summon a larger one.

 

Only 2 more days till my large Sleipnir comes and im so excited O u O~ *vibrates* can't wait to have fun with my new horsey peen <3

 

Woo, splurged on a chance for some reason. Should arrive Friday!

 

Reason: It's a horse. No other explanation needed.

 

So I just got my large Sleipnir in the mail. I took a picture to compare it to my medium for my best friend (cause she loves seeing shiny BD toys) and...



SWEET BABY JESUS CHRIST ON A RITZ CRACKER

THAT'S A MEDIUM VS. THE LARGE

HOLY SHIT SNACKS

MY FUCKING MANGINA IS QUIVERING WITH FEAR AND ANTICIPATION

MOSTLY FEAR RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCKING SHIT

(....im ready for this...)