What Is On Your Mind?

That's what I thought of Meng when I first saw it

 

Or a strange but cute stress ball

 

made some char cord out of jute, I also learned that the jute twine spun into rope for it contains a lot of natural or added oils and a bunch of it boils off and condenses on the inside of the container and smells about as bad as creosote and is STICKY as hell

 

@Vael now I can't un see it as a decorative piece lol.

 

Muhahah my plan is perfect

 

I will say the techno tentacle looks kinda interesting with the spiral down to the base but not enough that I'd vote for it or buy it. I like the concept of a biomechanical toy but FB's mechanical animal looks pretty ugly to me

 

It can be a rave wand. Muhahaha

 

Lasers!!!!!

 

*Makes laser sounds* I'm a firing my dildo laser. Pew pew.

 

You cannot compete against the force!

 

I just imagined a slightly warm dildo up my rear. It sounds really nice.

 

So want these. Lol

 

If I ever go to a rave I'm taking some of those

 

so apparently more people believe astrology is a scientific thing and that planets control people's actions than anthropogenic climate impacts. lemme just go drop my iphone in the toilet #RetrogradeMercury *facepalms*

 

Hmmmm.... Debating whether I should toy tonight, or wait till tomorrow when I'll have my new toys.

 

Bleh: a shitty haiku.

The weekend goes fast.
The weeks drag on endlessly.
Boredom, death to all.

 

another shitty haiku

school in the morning
math on the first day first class
I'd rather drink bleach

 

No work on Monday.
Freedom until Thursday.
Dammit all when its Friday.

Is that a haiku. Xp

 

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Five syllables here.
Seven more syllables there.
Are you happy now?

I did not steal that.
It was totes legit my own.
you can trust me... ass.