What Is On Your Mind?

So torn. Talked to some BD customer service folks, and I can either have my dream shimmer-pastel-rainbow dong made 1.) in a size too big to fit in me, or 2.) not at all.

Part of me wants to have it made in the biggest fuck-off size imaginable, so I can use it as a bludgeon in a pinch. But I'm *trying* to have my common sense win out in these sort of dilemmas.

 

How much too big are we talking?

 

the worst torture is to have a beautiful toy that you can't even use. it will sit there on your desk, mocking you.....forever D:
though tbh, all toys are the same color where the sun doesn't shine

 

This Gerbil is a tiny wee Gerbil. Anything bigger than a Mini, and my insides start dry-heaving. Sad but true.

 

Yikes D:!
Well, honestly, I would pass up on the color than...in favor of something you could actually use. You could always try getting the color on one of BD's smaller smalls? (if there are any anymore even lol)

 

True. Though come to think of it, it wouldn't be the first dong I'd have purely for decorative purposes, if I got it in an unusable bigness-- the "small" Galaxy Flint that sent me to the ER on my first try has since been demoted to Abstract Coffee Table Art.

Maybe I could stick googly eyes on the rainbow donger and call it a deluxe paperweight...

 

To the ER?

Holy crap D: Though, to be fair, I have a small flint too and can only use him on rare occassions when I'm ovulating and I've stretched enough...

 

Thankfully, most of the damage turned out to be only to my pride. Though hearing I'm not the only one who finds it a hard dong to swallow makes me feel a bit better, heh. :B

 

Speaking of decorative toys...I really want a decorative lil tentacle to squish and leave out :3

 

Also speaking of decorative toys, @gerbilfluff now has me thinking about a golden Dragoness. Like fiery sun gold.

One for show, and one for possible use.

 

Oh, the Tentacle's a great one for decoration! My very first BD purchase was a Medium in various pearly purples. I took one look at the thing and said "Welp, guess THAT's not happening," but it's since become my favorite of bookends.

 

Which ones, may I ask?

 

Can you be more specific?

 

Laws

 

Alimony, child custody, corruption in family courts. Things like that. As well as this "guilty until proven innocent" mentality that society seems to have.

 

If those things are a worry when considering a relationship, perhaps it's not the laws that are at issue.

 

They're a worry because those things are a very real possibility, and I know people affected by them. I'm not saying every potential partner is "out to get me", but until those problems are fixed I have no interest in building a life with anyone.

I'd also like to know, if those aren't the issue, then what in your view is.

 

TOTALLY NOT A DISTRACTION! LOOK AT THIS THING GO!

 

OMG lookit dis art of me and my character Jimmie I got done

>>CLICK<<

I didn't want to actually post the image out of respect for the artist

 

Oh my god! It's so cute! Jimmie is so handsome x3
I love the style too :3