What Is On Your Mind?

Oh, man, shit like that is hard. For a self-described "asshole" you sure went to their aid pretty quick, so maybe you shouldn't claim that you don't care all that much.

For my case, I had just about the worst pho in existence tonight, and I'd really like a beer rinse the overwhelming taste of star anise, cinnamon and cheap oils out of my mouth. But the grocery store near my house was sold out of my go-to, and I'm not going to compromise and buy something less.

 

the snow plows pushed all the snow on the entire street onto one side of the street, the side I live on, so I got to go clean up a 5' thick by 5.25' high by 30' long pile of snow with a shovel. definitely gonna complain to the city about that shit

P.S. it's still raining

 

Aw man no worries! Aha it's lyrics from one of my favorite songs. UuU And sometimes I really can be a dumb asshole. But when I see people in need I love to lend a hand, no matter what! As for the song, it is the national anthem for Grimmsylvania! And PS, I would do anything for some bad tasting Pho right now. I haven't had it in soooo long, I don't care if it's not good!


I'm glad I don't live in town and have that problem, Scalie. Like... Haha it just sucks that we have to plow our OWN driveways in the country. I would panic so bad if I lived in town and had to shovel all that by myself. ; ;' We're supposed to get a ton of snow tonight... or tomorrow. I'm not excited. I want it to be like 4 years ago when we had a record high of 80 in the beginning of April!

 

I got an OkCupid account and this person just liked my profile.


Apparently we are 92% compatible.

 

still raining

okay, creepy tree dude... just because the site says you're 92% compatible doen't mean you have to trust that he won't 100% kill you and wear your skin

 

That's hilarious is a weird way but yeh looks like a creeper xP

And then this. On Facebook.

 

DAMNIT JAZZI I THOUGHT WE AS A FORUM COULD GET THROUGH THIS ENTIRE DRESS DEBACLE WITHOUT MENTIONING IT!

Unless of course somebody already brought it up here in which case, the shame is on them.

 

IKR? Yeahhh not touching that. That is a tree full of nope.

 

Good morning!

 

@ObeyTheSnarf Seriously does that website think you are only suitable for the crazies. Jebus looks like he'll skin you and climb back up in that tree and keep it as a trophy hung in the branches.

 

@ObeyTheSnarf Looks like my kind of guy.


I've been horny 24/7 for 4 weeks now. I thought it would get better after having my period but that was over a week ago.
*desperately cries, digging nails into the floor while hornyness drags her away by her feet*
Help?

 

Can't you whip out the toys and have a session?

 

I've been doing that five times a day. My vagina is starting to protest.

 

Lol now then there is something wrong.

 

Try going for a run.

 

you could say he's... a bad apple *rimshot*

also it's still raining, at least it stayed above freezing from the cloud cover, but now water is backing up in the streets because all the drains are clogged with slush. if it does drop below freezing for long enough there's going to be a fuckton of ice

 

Oh no, there are plenty of matches that don't look that unhinged. It's just that this one decided to like my profile.

 

Oh... It's morning again... I have a vacation coming up. Can I just skip the next two days of work?

 

Did anyone said "The Dress"? Tia and Luna have the solution for us, finally.

 

I thought it was funny xP