What Is On Your Mind?

This weekend should be interesting.
My birthday is on Easter Sunday...lol I'm overshadowed by Jesus XD

 

So the day after your birthday, get a bunch of candy on sale?

 

That requires money, of which I have none >.>

 

On my way home to visit my parents and meet @PrincessGustopher this afternoon to hang out and buy a Large Chance in person!

 

Oh...

 

It's gonna be fun on the bun. And fun for me to stash a horse cock in my car and drive it across the border to deliver to you

 

"Open your trunk ma'am......
Ma'am, what's this? You do know dildo smuggling is a very serious offense, eh?"

 

"I swear officer I didn't know that there was a...*knocks out with the horse peen and flees to Canada*"

 

"Officer down! Suspect is armed and extremely dangerous!"

 

This scenario pleases me greatly X3

 

Being hit in the head by a huge horse dildo is no laughing matter

 

I've had a large legacy fall on my head. God damn did that hurt. And then the rest came crashing down.

Was hailing dildos and surprised I didn't die rofl

 

I know how hefty a medium is, I can only imagine a large. @_@

 

The weather is fiiiinnally nice enough to open up the windows. Feels good to get some fresh air in here!
And by good enoguh weather, I mean 11C degrees, and rather cloudy xD This is the best we've seen so far.

 

Not quite horse peen, but I have heard a job go over the air for a "hot theft of a dildo. Caucasian Male, mid 20's in possession of a black 12 inch dildo last seen heading north on high St." Naturally we made the operator repeat the description about 3 more times for shits and giggles...

 

So I better start researching and outlining my paper for English.

 

Yea. From what he said it looks like he feels similar to the way I do, but I obviously can't speak for him.

 

Lol dick smuggling adventures sound fun.
As for me all I did today was have a slow day at work cause the rain kept everyone away.
I love rain for the assist today.

 

I found 6 sources, two of which are only 2 pages long. I feel accomplished.

 

The most beautiful sounding bird call is going on outside my window, but I have no idea what it could be. Sounds like a little gurgling whistle, one tone, held for about 2 seconds. I doubt anyone here can identify the bird from that vague description, but it's neat xD I've never heard this thing before.