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My mate just purchased a small Amazon wyrm, we had the one size but it was too firm and big. Since we were conflicted on colors,he got a Sith inspired surprise me and hopes it turns out well. "Peace is a lie, there is only passion."

 

Ooh, that might be interesting~

 

-insane amounts of squeals-

Flint has been posted. Tentacle from DA also has been shipped (I think?). EE approved my idea for reptilian. BD approved my requests.

It's allll coming together !! So fricken excited ! But mostly excited for the reptilian cause he looks so interesting for use !

 

The Reptilian is supposed to be really neat to use vaginally. owo What is your custom idea? I can't wait to get one~ I'm going to get all the High Fantasy toys at once, all guided surprises. With that order I'll also get a Large Cody in custom split swirl. That won't be for a long time.... Only when I sell all the toys I don't want and get a steady job.

 

See I have no idea cause I can't find any reviews on him D:

and it's based off a white orchid but im not going to reveal the exact mockup just yet

 

My Henry has shipped!!! I can't wait!

Not only am I excited to try to tackle such a huge toy, but the deluxe surprise "paint store explosion acid trip" color should be interesting to see

 

Flint arrived !! Good lord he's massive for a small !

 

picture time???

 

Oh alright since you asked
(None of these photos are edited btw)

Here's the pretty boy ♥

And here are some beauty shots with the tentacle

 

He's massive in every size. The medium seems like a large. I worry about blackholes consuming the earth when I hear people taking the XL.

 

does it count for excitement when i'm getting to have my boyfriend here in two weeks from today? and he's staying eight days~
and i got my period, so, yay no period when he's here~

whether we do *that* stuff is largely a toss-up but i might still get the boys out for him to see (and cause i want to see his reaction to actually holding them XD).
"... you can USE this?!"
"yep~!"
"... prove it."


i want to at least once because he has on video chat and id like him to see what i well and truly look like and maybe see him but im not gonna force anything just GAH i wanna at least once cause i think both us might enjoy it
imma shut up now

 

Henry is here.... He's bigger, better and more colourful than I could have imagined....

But my computer is dead and phone is stupid.... So pics are going to have to wait....

 

SOLVE THIS PROBLEM IMMEDIATELY

 

Erm.... I'll try... But I've sort of got 2 things I can do here... I can troubleshoot how to effectively take and post photos of my newly acquired 19 inch horsecock... Or I can try other things with it....

I may have to go with the latter here....

 

I just mean.... it would be a shame to put on an incredible show...

and not have an audience <3

 

You know It pains me to disappoint
I just have no practical means of getting photos at the moment.

But you know... I bet I could give you quite a show once I get a bit more experienced with a toy of such grandeur...

In any event, The new computer will be here eventually. There will certainly be a lot of Henry when it gets here

 

Webcam??? Video calls????

 

All really hard without a computer

Edit: I'll try to make some progress though... When the computer gets here I may have an extra special show

 

hehe that's what I meant! When you can, I hope you'll be interested in performing for the fans :3

Til then, vivid descriptions will do

 

Thanks for being so understanding! I'll make sure I have some extra special material for Ya once I have my computer...

I hope you like buldgy bellies

For now though, I'll make sure to thoroughly document every time a toy touches my butt in great detail!