What Is On Your Mind?

Why won't he buy you a dong?

 

If im honest.
He finds them very unsettling to look at and thinks they're ugly.
Sooo... yeah :/

 

I don't think I could ever be with someone who doesn't share my appreciation of dicks.

 

Was just sitting at the computer edging. Suddenly I hear the door click. Roommate is 5 seconds from walking in. Thank god I locked it. I jump out of my chair and tumblr into the kitchen just in time to do up my pants and wipe the pre off my fingers. I thought she'd be away for two days but she forgot her cell phone >.>

Then I run upstairs to get my dildo out of the bathtub. Thank god all I've done is clean out, if I'd started toying she would have seen..... everything. I would have left my door open and been halfway down a dragon or horse by the time she was standing between our adjacent doors ><

 

Cleaning room goes well, and it's warm... I sense toying in the air xD

 

@AkaiKitsune , I thought that at first aswell.

But I guess other things became more important in my eyes.
His utter repulsion is a huge turn off though.

 

Heh. One of my girlfriends and I sometimes engage in recreational chastisement. The legal status of "recreational chastisement" is at best nebulous in my state.

My mate doesn't appreciate my dicks, but she really does understand my need for them.

Speaking of whom, thank the gods that she's finally past the worst of the food poisoning. She was able to keep down some ibuprofen, too, and get rehydrated, which was our biggest worry. Given that she's a politician and face-time is critical, downtime is currently unacceptable.

 

@BorisLover Some guys are afraid of getting toys or letting their girlfriends use toys cause it makes them feel inadequate and not fulfilling their duty to please their lady.

Or so I have been told.

But I understand if I had a fella and he was using penetrables more than me I'd feel pretty shitty.

@Exeter I am sure loads of members here would love to catch you in the act.

 

@Exeter put on a show for the rest of us!

As far as toying I still really want to try out my Orc but the last time i was wsrming up i ended up climaxing and im like "Well i guess im done " xD

 

If she's in a common area, I'd say the best thing to do now is to go sit down in the same room and go over all the messages we've sent in the what you want to do thread and think up a few ways to add to it...

Somebody on here taught me that sometimes the best way to edge is to get all excited and dripping while fully clothed and trying to stay cool...

 

o_o;
"Oops, uhh... I'll just.... Let you finish...."

 

Fixed it for ya

 

Fixed that for you.

 

My reaction to walking in on Exeter would most likely be:
"OMG! I'm so sorry.... I didn't know you were ..... Well .... Erm busy. SORRY!" *dashes out the door*

My kinky half would be like:
You idiot you could have offered to help him with pics to upload on the forum.

 

I miss @Exeter more than I can say. I hope so, so badly I can see him soon. The fact that my libido has just SKYROCKETED lately doesn't help either...

 

He's an amazing fellow! I can only imagine how fun he is in person.

Also, it's great to see you back on the forum a little bit more

 

^ I'm sure he misses you as well! Time to schedule a meeting?

 

Already working on it <3 I can tell him I love him all I want with calls and messages, but it's just so much more meaningful in person <3

 

So, I might, maybe, possibly, with luck...
okay... should be...
Meeting a forum member in person this summer. eeeeeeeee!

 

Cool! I suspect I'll never meet any forum members.