What Is On Your Mind?

oh the stupidity, but no dry british wit this week


seriously though... adult preschool... just...

 

Seems pretty slow to me...

 

Yeah but you log in more than once a week like he does

 

Oh, that would do it.

I guess I just don't have a life?

 

Welcome to the club buddy!

 

Woo!

 

So old-ass white guy I work with is talking with our Indian housekeeper, and suddenly I hear. "You need to go back to India!"



But then the Indian guy starts applauding and says "Yes! Yes!" cause apparently he hates it here.

 

Oh hey, there's a lizard bro on one of our security cameras. Glad it's not a roach. Took ten minutes of watching the silhouette before it moved where I could figure it out.

 

last wednesday I had one mexican coworker tell another mexican coworker to swim back across the river to mexico. almost had to be witness for a police report. needless to say they've been reassigned to different crews so they don't start any shit

 

Today I was woken up in the middle of the night by a slight tickling, then a silent pat on the pillow - only to see it's a badass big spider. And I was sleeping naked - I couldn't fall back asleep for a good hour, and now I'm sleepy.

 

*hugs and runs his fingers through your hair*

There is nothing worse than being surprised by a spider in your bed ._.

 

At least you weren't in Australia!

 

So by the way, I rarely have a real interest in women beyond "ooo, boobs/butt".
Hope Solo, however... I am finding myself with a very big crush on. >.>

 

the worst is when you're having a dream where spiders and ants are crawling all over you and then you wake up to find a spider on your cheek and two earwigs on your torso. worst freak out ever. almost destroyed the lamp by my bed with my skull

 

It's when the big spider buggers fall on your face when you are sleeping. Is the worse for me had it happen a few years back. Work up in a sleepy panic and threw it across the room. Turned on the light but couldn't find it.

 

it always sucks waking up early for work after a long weekend. also had the spiders and ants sleeping at work dream again... ugh

 

._.
Please stop talking about finding bugs crawling on you while you're asleep....

 

I had a dream where roaches were crawling on my feet, woke up, walked into the kitchen to get a glass of water, and stepped on a roach. I almost threw up from fear and surprise alone.

 

I kept talking in my sleep this weekend '-' I also had a dream I had the cutest blonde baby boy...it was super odd.

 

I saw an interesting thing at the end of an email from UPS.