What Is On Your Mind?

Thankee! As far as pissing, many many times so far, and I giggle with glee every dang time.

I can't use the model I chose for banging with, though the full range of sensation (for fapping included!) should be starting in the next month or so. You'll all know when that happens from the muffled "WOO HOOOO~!" heard from several states/continents away. :3

 

So, was playing some Skyrim. I have a couple mods installed that increase difficulty regarding dragon fights, one of which is that injured dragons have a chance of summoning up to 3 additional dragons to help them. Well, one of the summons summoned even more dragons to help...

I made a pile.

 

You can fap, but you can't bang?

 

person: "what the fuck did she post on her facebook?"
me: *looks* "oh, it's an H.R. Giger painting"
person: "but what IS IT?!"
me: "well it appears to be something that looks like a deformed robot dick in a deformed robot vagina"
person: "how the fuck would you know what that looks like?"
me: "ever seen his work before or watch the alien movies?"
person: "oh... he was involved with those?"
me: "yep"
person: "is he still making stuff"
me: "no, he died, and has a bitchin' alien themed tombstone"
person: *googles* "oh, that's fuckin badass"
point of the story, they now want a badass tombstone when they die

 

So my sister came home and saw me playing Skyrim, decided she finally wanted to get back into it. Catch: she's only ever played vanilla, never modded.

So we're starting up her file and I'm giving her a run down of the mods that actually have in-game menus. She was absolutely horrified that I had multiple mods to increase the difficulty of dragon fights and told me to turn them all off. I was amused.

 

The only real hard part of dragon fights was carrying everything back if I didn't have a carry weight potion

 

Or better, a horse cuz you can fast travel on a horse too.

 

at least there were no random sex mods to stumble over, that would be awkward as hell XD

 

Bruh, Skyrim sex mods are terrible. It's a lot easier to just look at porn online or something. No awkward controls and universally better visuals.

I did have to uninstall sexy books though...

Precisely what the mods are for. They enable the dragons access to a larger variety of shouts, make them able to knock you over with their wings, give them special limit-break type attacks that activate at low health, The aforementioned ability to summon additional dragons when in danger, and there's a little menu where I can untie dragon levels from my own level, and give them adjustable positive stat modifiers (additional HP, armor, magic resistance, attack power, so on and so forth).

 

That moment when you run out of the proper trash bag for cleaning. XD

 

It's been a pretty good weekend. This coming week will be good, too - I'm going 3hrs south with my mom and gramma to visit my aunt and uncle at their farm from Tuesday to Thursday. The place is gorgeous. They've got something like 100 acres of woods in the middle of the rolling countryside. Plus, the creeks around there are awesome for wading around in and finding cool stuff.

 

Up nice and early for a probate hearing in Tennessee...woo

 

Got a promotion/new position at work! Kinda sad to leave the current crew but excited for the changes to come

 

Congratulations

 

You got a promotion in the force. Nice one dude! It isn't a lot more dangerous though is it?

 

I'm alive. Kind of XDDDD
Have been socially dead/ostracized except for 1 friend and the rest of Rainbow Factory. So we could say I'm just two steps away of being a freak hiding in his basement/room.
Yay. How's it going?

PS:

I like your signature gif thingy. "Mis dieses" for you.

 

Shouldn't be any more or less dangerous. I've snagged a spot at the highway patrol so I'll be driving around in the fast cars from now on

 

@bronson_twist Only thing about getting a promotion with faster cars is hopefully you get a higher wage to. If so you have landed something awesome.

As for my work they have supposedly been ringing me while I've been asleep. When does the term I am not working on Monday mean they have the right to spam my house phone to ask me to come in.

 

@SnowLycan unfortunately no pay rise as there's no change in rank. But I do get promoted automatically later in the year when I hit 4 years service. That promotion codes with a healthy pay rise of over $6000 a year. Still nothing like the earnings of @BDCA so no Lamborghini for me... only way I'm driving one of those is if I catch a drink driver and have to move it off the road.

As for calling on your day off, I'd politely tell them to stick it where the sun don't shine. Which is why I try to avoid answering private numbers when I'm not working. Although I do get double time when I get recalled to duty!

 

That reminds me, I hope I get a pay raise on my next check. I got extra training to also work the overnight shift, so I'm now trained for every shift.