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  1. Xephose

    Xephose My neck cracks really loud

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    31 years. I'm surprised there isn't an option for prostitutes/escorts/other bang for your bucks options.
     
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  2. SnowLycan

    SnowLycan ☆*:.。.Mahou shoujo.。.:*☆

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    Looks like I only get 4 years.
     
  3. Abylgan

    Abylgan Enigma

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    *Snrk* Looks like I get 69 years.
     
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  4. MurphyAlter

    MurphyAlter The Floofiest

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  5. Exeter

    Exeter Cuddly, Snuggly, Slutty Dragon

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    That's my girl <3
     
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  6. Robert Thompson

    Robert Thompson Reaper of Fallen Toys, Porn King

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  7. doit666

    doit666 Forever confused

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    I thought it was just gonna be just 4 years, but that "have unusual fetishes" one kicked it up to 9.
     
  8. SnowLycan

    SnowLycan ☆*:.。.Mahou shoujo.。.:*☆

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    What is technically classed as an unusual fetish?
     
  9. MurphyAlter

    MurphyAlter The Floofiest

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    Anything you might need to "clear" with a potential datemate before including it in your whoopie-ing.
     
  10. vahaala

    vahaala Nobody wants him, he just stares at the world...

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    Does putting toys up the butt counts as "did anal" & "had sex with toys" at the same time? Because if so, then 21. Minus 5 if videos I did don't count.
     
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  11. SnowLycan

    SnowLycan ☆*:.。.Mahou shoujo.。.:*☆

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    Well fantasy dildos seem the norm to me not a fetish.
     
  12. doit666

    doit666 Forever confused

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    Do you really want me to go down that road?
     
  13. SnowLycan

    SnowLycan ☆*:.。.Mahou shoujo.。.:*☆

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    Indeed, enlighten us with your knowledge ;D
     
  14. doit666

    doit666 Forever confused

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    Oh.... Umm.... I guess some of the more unusual fetishes would be stuff like hypnosis, tentacles, vore.
     
  15. SnowLycan

    SnowLycan ☆*:.。.Mahou shoujo.。.:*☆

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    Tentacles are pretty vanilla as for vore there is eating someone which is hot and then there is actually eating someone which is not so hot.
    Hypnosis kink? Not sure what that might be?
     
  16. doit666

    doit666 Forever confused

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    Your sense of vanilla seems a bit broad. You have to think about real vanilla people that only do missionary.
     
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  17. SnowLycan

    SnowLycan ☆*:.。.Mahou shoujo.。.:*☆

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    Lol Hentai was the first thing that introduced me to the world of sex so yeah tentacles are vanilla. Hehehe
     
  18. doit666

    doit666 Forever confused

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    Well not everyone is you.
     
  19. SnowLycan

    SnowLycan ☆*:.。.Mahou shoujo.。.:*☆

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    Pity. Hentai, yaoi, yuri, kemonono for everyone. Wooooo!
     
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  20. MurphyAlter

    MurphyAlter The Floofiest

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    Yeah, hentai was my first porn too.
     

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