What Is On Your Mind?

I've had to learn to be silent when I toy due to the usual occupancy of the house. Hopefully I'm not doing something that is giving me away anyway...

 

You maybe being silent but the creaking noises will certainly give you away.

 

That's what I'm afraid of. ._.;;;

 

If you are truly alone even the creaking won't be a problem.

 

What happens when you combine Star Wars, Spaceballs, and MLP? Magic.

 

But if you haven't been caught yet then you are doing something right.

 

Well I just got back from my interview for the live events manager position at school, we'll have to wait and see what we got here

 

So the osteopath tells me that the trouble I'm having with my elbow could be from "overuse". All I could think was "but I masturbate with my other arm"...

 

And you are so lucky they aren't mind readers cause that would have earned you a weird look lol. Got a smile out of me though.

 

Yep, very lucky considering she went to school with my sister! Got a weird enough glance when she saw the nipple piercings (the multi colored barbells probably don't help! )

 

Lol I think nipple pieces are the least of your worries mister, What about the other collection?

 

Soooooo hungry

 

Got my box of joy from Amazon.
Everything works and I'm very happy with all the stuff

 

So I fell down the stairs yesterday. Ended up doing a back-slide the whole way down. Really feeling it today, whole back is sore.

I swear these stairs are going to kill someone someday. This makes like, 10 times people have fallen down it in the two years we've lived here. Ottawa housing also won't do anything about it.

 

My sis had a similar situation when she was renting a place for uni. Her staircase was deadly.

 

I did a backslide down the steps of a bus once. It was not fun.

 

working the same place as yesterday, hot as fuck, tired as hell, random car comes into the parking lot doing about 50 when they're supposed to only do 10, pulls up next to me, random guy rolls down window, asks where something is, I don't understand so I ask if he can repeat it, shoves his court summons into my hands and points to address, asks if I know where the municipal court is, I tell him how to get there, he almost drives off without the summons, skanky girlfriend riding shotgun keeps eyeing me like a piece of meat, boyfriend notices and starts getting all pissy, major argument ensues, girlfriend tells him she hopes his bitch ex gets the kid and hops out of the car, further argument and yelling, after about 15 minutes they both chill the fuck out because my manager shows up and is about to call the cops, they leave, doing 50 out of the parking lot again, manager asks what happened, I explain everything, he just shakes his head and walks off. why do I get to deal with all the weird situations at work?

 

Man slow work week needs to end already. Then it rained all day here as well. Atleast i got to clean up my office and get my eval from my boss. Raise might kick into effect in September!

 

Either that or they just ignore it...

 

Most likely. Everyone needs to get frisky at some time or another it's only natural.