What Is On Your Mind?

I really want to ship with UPS but ugh.. So much more expensive. ;m;

 

Pineapple isn't popular in my book I'm afraid. It's just too overpoweringly sweet. Peaches have fallen into that camp too...I used to like strawberries too as a kid, but without chocolate (Dark Chocolate Strawberries are AWESOME) they're just too sweet. I dunno what happened but my palate just started moving away from certain sweet things. ;A;

 

My dad is the same way, he lost interest in most very sweet foods. I guess it's just a thing that can happen to people as time goes by x3

 

Cola bottles are a recent little weakness, as are most taffy-based candies. Dark Chocolate and fruit/pretzels...and Tiramisu. mrmmpghpgh.

 

I love strawberries, but usually make smoothies out of em. I tend to shy away from sweet things in preference of bitter/complex or rich foods, but fruit is a nice healthy treat now and then.

 

That's why I always charge for shipping separately. I have them pay for whatever they want the shipping to be. So if they want UPS, they pay for it.

 

*yawns widely and stretches*
Alright, ya'll. I'm going to bed now.
Don't get into too much trouble while I'm gone

 

TIME FOR THE SITE WIDE ORGY! x3
Nighty Night, sleep tight :3

 

*grabs the whipped cream and fuzzy handcuffs*
Locked and loaded

 

... I like the way you think! *grabs the riding crop and the ice cubes/candles*

 

*Parks the Forklift with an industrial-size barrel of lube ready* Slooooow ride~......take it eaaaaaasy~ :3

 

I laffed WAY harder than I should have

 

*Grabs the whips, chains, bondage gear, bowling balls, dildos, commemorative statuettes of liberty*

 

FedEx is my shipper of choice.

 

Bowling balls?

 

pffft lol 2 of these things are not like the others

 

Barrel of lube here if you need it. Amazon really does have everything.

 

Prepares the various rooms with swings, blacklights, beds and chains. Oh almost forgot the pitch dark room.

 

JFC Kitsy. That is a lot of lube. ovo But our bodies are ready.
Also, 'MURICA. Also I think bowling balls would hurt.

 

Haha. I can't sleep with these shenanigans happenng