What Is On Your Mind?

Oh my God, some of those reviews are epic!

"As UPS discretely unloaded my 55 gallon drum, the driver accidentally spilled it into my driveway. Any amount of cars can now fit into the garage."

 

Lol, THE BEST VALUE!

 

Porn lube has to be bought in bulk SOMEWHERE. XD

 

I'd put it in everyone's shampoo bottles for lolz

 

Dip a BD member in there then mess with them *blushes*

 

LOL greased up deaf guy.

 

I heard on the news that we're in a drought, but someone wants to do a street-sized slip and slide thing...

Why use water when you have lube?

 

LOL

 

A little old, but good! Glad we live in a slightly better time.....Dat melody though!
(I don't smoke weed [especially don't in Japan 0_0!]) I love how they make fun of witch hunts in a light and polite tone. XD

 

Lol, still to this day I can't help but want for a dumb, sexy experience with too much lube involved. Saying that though $900 worth is probably excessive.

Probably.

 

I actually really love cauliflower "rice", and the "mashed potatos" were pretty good too.

 

Making eggs and rice at the moment. mmmmm~

 

Is there even a single serious review of anything on Amazon??? I laughed when Bad Dragon asked if we'd be interested in a review system similar to Amazon's. I was like, "Have you SEEN their reviews???"

 

Actually there is one verified purchase review.

 

I purchased this barrel of lube with the intention of starting a family. Because it is all natural and water based, I want to pass this onto my children for when they need it, since I got an amazing deal.

Okay...two sentences in and I don't even want to know.

 

lmfao god.

 

Sooo i'm pretty much saving myself for when my toys get here. (sigh) yeap pretty horny.

 

Is that an invitation for us to bombard you with teasing material?

 

You can always tease. lol I am a pretty good at resisting. (I regularly go long periods without orgasm)

 

Don't do it! I'm still riled up after last night's dream ... And that's after letting loose a couple times today....