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  1. Exeter

    Exeter Cuddly, Snuggly, Slutty Dragon

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    still bashing on about the same old topic eh?
     
    Exeter, Sep 21, 2015
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  2. scalie

    scalie back pokin' snake

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    yep :p
     
    scalie, Sep 21, 2015
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  3. Xephose

    Xephose My neck cracks really loud

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    Xephose, Sep 21, 2015
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  4. scalie

    scalie back pokin' snake

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    scalie, Sep 21, 2015
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  5. Brynjhulf

    Brynjhulf Porn Possum

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  6. Brynjhulf

    Brynjhulf Porn Possum

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  7. Brynjhulf

    Brynjhulf Porn Possum

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    2015-08-30-the-dailies.jpg
     
    Brynjhulf, Sep 22, 2015
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  8. SnowLycan

    SnowLycan ☆*:.｡.Mahou shoujo.｡.:*☆

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    Daddy to the rescue!
     
    SnowLycan, Sep 22, 2015
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  9. vahaala

    vahaala Nobody wants him, he just stares at the world...

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    I died at the beginning XD
     
    vahaala, Sep 22, 2015
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  10. Exeter

    Exeter Cuddly, Snuggly, Slutty Dragon

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    Just a random funny, a sexy emo tumblr follower with a big cock was asking for nudies, I sent him one, his response was

    "I'm no camper, but I'm pitching a tent."
     
    Exeter, Sep 23, 2015
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  11. Misskin

    Misskin http://www.furaffinity.net/user/misskin/

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    heheh
    heheheheheh
    ehehhehhehehhhehehhheheeeeeeeeh
    Gave my sis some Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans, she didn't even look at them before tossing them in her mouth. The face she made and the expulsion of the Earwax and Vomit flavored candies was something to behold.
     
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    Misskin, Sep 25, 2015
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  12. Poster Nutbag

    Poster Nutbag Prefers the company of snakes over bees

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    I find this meme much funnier than I should
     
    Poster Nutbag, Sep 26, 2015
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  13. AkaiKitsune

    AkaiKitsune Boop

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    AkaiKitsune, Sep 27, 2015
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  14. SnowLycan

    SnowLycan ☆*:.｡.Mahou shoujo.｡.:*☆

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  15. Brynjhulf

    Brynjhulf Porn Possum

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    Brynjhulf, Sep 27, 2015
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  16. YogSothoth

    YogSothoth Most definitely a vagina wielder

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    So, I am talking to a good friend (she's trans) on skype, and then this happens:

    [20:24:14] friend: I get morning wood
    [20:24:24] friend: That tends not to happen to people on HRT!
    [20:24:42] me: lol
    [20:24:58] friend: I've never heard of anyone having it on HRT, actually
    [20:25:12] friend: But hey, fine by me!
    [20:26:16] friend: I just pretty much universally heard it was going to go away
    [20:26:21] friend: and it didn't
    [20:26:32] me: well
    [20:26:37] me: must be hard on you!
    [20:26:40] friend: ...
    [20:26:43] friend: ...
    [20:26:46] me: (I am SO funny)
     
    YogSothoth, Sep 27, 2015
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  17. MurphyAlter

    MurphyAlter The Floofiest

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    Psst. Tell your friend that it happens because a full bladder while lying down can press on a nerve that will trigger a boner.
     
    MurphyAlter, Sep 28, 2015
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  18. AkaiKitsune

    AkaiKitsune Boop

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    As far as I know, it's the prostate that the bladder presses against that causes morning erections, however any kind of erection is apparently rare on full time HRT.
     
    AkaiKitsune, Sep 28, 2015
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  19. SnowLycan

    SnowLycan ☆*:.｡.Mahou shoujo.｡.:*☆

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    SnowLycan, Sep 28, 2015
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  20. MurphyAlter

    MurphyAlter The Floofiest

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