What Is On Your Mind?

Aaah shit I really want to get some of EE's new toys. > n > I'm already way behind on getting stuff from them, because I already really wanted to get a few of the High Fantasy. ;__; My wallet just hasn't been able to keep up with the necessities in life though to purchase dongs on the side.

In other words, I want to keep buying from BD but it's just.. Meh. I don't really like their current business practices anymore but I love their quality so much. ; v ; I have so many toys left on my wishlist from there too.

 

I could've sworn I made a post last night but I can't find it now, either way heard some gunshots at about 12:34 am, and this morning the police confirmed there was a shooting a few blocks over outside one of the college rentals (the one that's constantly having parties at 2 am) suspect in custody, and they suspect it was a drug deal gone bad

 

Jesus. >_> That sounds horrifying Scalie. I would probably be peeing my pants.

 

Holy crap @scalie you're a dude that gets all the action and interesting things happening in your life. Though most of them aren't a great experience for you personally. But I can say your life is most definitely not boring.

 

Took some hits, playing WoW and watching Dexter. I'm home alone and I SWEAR there is someone in my house right now. D:

 

There isn't. Maybe a pet made some noise?

 

The only pet in my house (my doggo is outside) is my parrot. She keeps singing really loud and jumping around her cage which she only does when she sees someone..... and I keep hearing shiz. Idk maybe I'm a paranoid peanut lol. I read too much /r/NoSleep!

 

On second thought, imagine if you break into someone's house for whatever reason aND THE BIRD IS LIKE "yer a fucker! yer a fucker!" and they only do that when they see a human. You got outed by a fucking pecker.

 

Hehehe. If you think someone is inside, EVERYTHING you hear seems to be that. Maybe yell really loudly that you want someone to show themselves? And/or your dog inside?


And I'm off to sleep, hunnies. Behave, k?

 

I apparently went to sleep on the shoulder my football injury was on and now it hurts really bad T-T
Also for some reason i can stop listening to the song "chocolate rain" O.O

 

>Feminists complain about sex robots being in development
>Guy makes a vid on YT covering why that complain is stupid
>I read the comments
>Someone posted "Feminists are bot-hurt"
>I laugh so hard it hurts my sides
Wish I was half that clever at jokes XDDDD

 

I'm really tired now. Someone come cuddle me to sleep!

 

I know it's not the same as someone cuddling but...

 

*mashes like button*

 

Man I'd kill for a sex robot. Never need a guy again!

 

Go for "Rocky". That's what they are called, Roxxy and Rocky. You can choose his personality just by pushing buttons!
*Only in your best sex-shop (?)

 

Don't give up on us yet! ;A;

 

I may not be a robot, but I'm a goddamn machine.

 

*insert Rocky theme song*

 

Gives a whole new meaning to Eye of the Tiger.