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  1. MurphyAlter

    MurphyAlter The Floofiest

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    I need to know what this is from. (Cause I kinda wanna see that butt)
     
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    AkaiKitsune Boop

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    Sword Art Online, I think. But that isn't an accurate quote nor is SAO looked upon fondly by most people.
     
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  3. MurphyAlter

    MurphyAlter The Floofiest

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  4. scalie

    scalie back pokin' snake

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    Help! I'm being kidnapped! - Imgur.gif
     
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    Xephose My neck cracks really loud

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  6. scalie

    scalie back pokin' snake

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    I watched some old Bob Ross painting tutorials to figure out how to not paint like shit in one of my classes and now all I can think of is a Bob Ross porno
    "alright now once you have the condom on just load it up with lube. see how much is on there? now we just slide it on in and start to tap, tap, tap. be gentle at first. see, now isn't that a happy little ass? if it starts to go soft just take a minute to beat the devil out of it, there you go, isn't that nice. now as you get lower start to work a little harder, maybe take out a little aggression on it. see, now doesn't that look great. just start banging it in there. oh, you see that? the condom broke. I always like to say there are no mistakes, just happy little accidents"
    my mind works in strange ways (I blame this place, lol)

    oh, and there's this
     
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  7. Robert Thompson

    Robert Thompson Reaper of Fallen Toys, Porn King

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    Yes, thank you. I can't stop laughing. I picturing it. His voice lends itself to a 70's pornstar
     
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  8. scalie

    scalie back pokin' snake

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    well if I ever end up doing a standup show I'll make sure to use that as some of my material lol
     
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    Velixer The Musical Draconic Muse

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    I'm not gonna lie, I saw this in tie with your signature and nearly spat out my food XD
     
    Velixer, Oct 5, 2015
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  10. scalie

    scalie back pokin' snake

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    lol
     
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  11. MurphyAlter

    MurphyAlter The Floofiest

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    MurphyAlter, Oct 5, 2015
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    AkaiKitsune Boop

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  13. MurphyAlter

    MurphyAlter The Floofiest

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    Instead of saying "No shit, Sherlock" I want to say "Not sure, Shitlock"
     
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    With-My-Dakimakura-Waifu.jpg
    lol
     
    scalie, Oct 7, 2015
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    MurphyAlter The Floofiest

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    Exeter Cuddly, Snuggly, Slutty Dragon

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    Want to drink Champagne like a sir? Too dank to do it? Never fear, the Chambong is here to bridge the two worlds. Now socialites and stoners can share in the bubbly in the darkest wat possible.

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    SnowLycan ☆*:.｡.Mahou shoujo.｡.:*☆

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    Velixer The Musical Draconic Muse

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    scalie this is your thread XD
    I swear your signature matching with what ever you post here is too perfect
     
    Velixer, Oct 8, 2015
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    got another for you then :p
    Can't prove nuttin - Imgur.jpg
     
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    MurphyAlter The Floofiest

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    The fuck's wrong with me. All I thought was "Mmm, naked Khajiit"
     
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