What Is On Your Mind?

YES OMG

I hope it's some clever play on "Torch" but I can't think of anything as clever as "fleshlight"!

 

eeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWwww

 

TIL that spiders are fucking hydraulic. My mind has been blown.

 

Oi, you're British, what do you cal a fleshlight?

 

I tried but I ain't got nothin' witty. Fleshlight. Cause it's an actual company/product name.

 

Oh...

 

Why does alcohol make you feel like you're on fire?

 

Most metal luggy ever

 

Warning: rapid consumption may cause spontaneous anal combustion. Watch the Mexican.

Unrelated but why the hell did my ex have to string me along? I swear she hates me. I was asking her to do me a favor and screw...hell I said I'd even take her out for the fun of it. She acts all cutesy getting my hopes up and then avoids the question, then finally says "I can't help you." after I pester her. Fuck, I'm mad, why didn't she just turn me down from the start?

Wish I was closer to some of you guys, I can't get laid worth shit right now.

 

I didn't check but I'm sure it was probably magnetic lol

 

well it's better than when you get exposed to sulfur or chlorine and it combines with the water in your eyes, sinuses and lungs to make acid and starts burning. if you get exposed to too much your body will fill your lungs with fluid to try to dilute it to a safe level and you'll suffocate from drowning on your own fluids. that's how trench gas from world war 2 worked. I've seen some shit

 

gaaaaawtdamn

 

I think it was 12" circumference.....but it's a fuzzy memory at best.

 

We spell colour with a U too ;_;

 

6spoopy8me

 

Alcohol makes my loins on fire...in the good way.

 

had to use some hydrochloric today to remove some scale on my steel project. the worst acid to work with is hydrofluoric acid, you use it to etch glass it's that strong. you have to be careful not to get it on yourself because if you do you need to get treatment right away since the ions in it will dissociate. the hydrogen ions burn like any other acid but the fluorine ions will get deeper into your tissue and start to form salts with the calcium and magnesium in your body, the calcium salts usually will end up splitting again and over time it can leave you with serious deep tissue damage and necrosis. needless to say they don't keep it in the sculpture studio and only let trained people use it when they need to. the burns look really gross though

 

Favourite and Behaviour too

 

I become more gentlemanly the few times I have a couple drinks.

 

Hehe sounds like a good time there Jazzi ;3