Okay so, in light of the UK's recent tar-brushing removing the legality of "extreme" pornography, I decided to do some research about our porn laws in general. And holy shit, they're draconian as absolute fuck. Basically anything besides CONSENSUAL SEX IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RECREATION is illegal. Well, not really but it may as well be.
Today I learned that even porn involving things like sounding, fisting (any kind), anything that could be seen as an "offensive weapon" (even if not directly related to the act itself, and includes things like ghetto sex toys and objects made from large amounts of silicone) and even the use of large dildos are all illegal. And there are people who have been prosecuted for owning porn containing all of the above recently. I have no words for how much I fucking hate this country, its lawmakers and the fucking useless child-spawners that pushed for this shit. I refuse to call them parents, because parents take personal responsibility for the sentient mess that drops out of them instead of inviting the government to bend the responsibly enjoying adult populace over even more than they already do. Irony.
Last edited: Dec 24, 2015