What Is On Your Mind?

playing games:
me: "grab the fire ammo, it'll help"
friend 1: "got it"
friend 2: "hey guys, you know what I want?"
friend 1: "grab the sniper, it's better"
friend 2: "no, you know what I want"
me: "what?"
friend 2: "a girlfriend. someone who's sweet and nice and likes to cuddle and watch movies with me..."
me: "well if you keep looking I'm sure you'll-"
friend 2: "and she has to have a huge fucking nasty gigantic cock, hung like a fucking horse and big around as my arm between her legs and bend me over and destroy my ass and call me her pretty boy bitch and slap me around with it"
me: "..."
friend 1: "..."
friend 2: "what?"
so that happened and escalated very quickly

 

That reminds me of this guy I knew in highschool - in the middle of art class, very loudly, he announced "I want a girl with a clit so big I can suck it like a dick!" Good ol' Billy.

 

That's actually WHY I have an account on e621.

Also for me, feet stuff isn't gross, just.....odd. Usually not my cup of tea, sometimes I'll admit it looks interesting, but typically it doesn't bother me. Assuming we're talking about the same kind of footplay.

 

Why not make one? It's free and you can set a few useful options. (like blacklist tags, as Rass mentioned, or how much posts you'd like to see per page, or the default image size - fullres or resized, et cetera, plus faving pictures)
In other news - main pipe in my house seems to have frozen, and now I have no water. :|

 

Another 12 hour day, but at least we got a couple new R8s. Meaning possible road tests today, so it won't be all bad.

Have a day ladies and gents.

 

Everything that could possibly go fucking wrong today has gone wrong.
Woke up too early, had my mom yell at me because she's having surgery today and was freaking out.
Managed to break the door handle on one of our outside door and I can't fucking fix it.
And now I sit here being paranoid, upset, and worried and I can't do anything about it...I just want to cry.

 

I'm sorry... *hugs*

 

I can't blame him, that sounds awesome. xD

 

I feel like I need to buy something for myself to calm myself down...

 

I feel like that all the time... Sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn't. Can't really give advise on that front. :/

 

Making a smoothie. It's healthy and tasty.

 

Hmm..... I haven't had a smoothie in a while, might have to do that sometime. Or not cause it's so cold. ;-;

 

With spinach?

 

My gf makes smoothies, I'm scared that one day I'll forget that she uses kale in them.

 

But kale is awesome though!
Especially kale salads, however they do add a lovely twist to a heavily fruit-based smoothie.

 

I'm getting anxious.
I was told that my mother's surgery would be about 2 hours.
She went in at 8am, and I know it's only a quarter past but still...I called earlier around 10 and they said that she was still in surgery...

 

Hope your day gets better Vel.

 

Working on the phones repairing cable for the first time. With a partner. He's a little too comfortable just saying whatever he thinks is right and doesn't bother to check anything. He makes promises he can't keep and quotes prices that don't exist. He'd love sales, he's always eager to make sales, but it doesn't work that way. You have to be extremely accountable. Alright back to work, lets try and fix cable for old people over the phone.

 

Update: Mom's surgery went well and she's home safe and sound, I am now in a better mood knowing that the surgery went well.

 

Great to hear! :'D