Random funny stuff

Thought this was a pretty funny summary of 2015.

 

trying to find a clip of the Yale students signing a petition to repeal the first amendment that isn't attached to a blowhard talkshow...

 

So my mom and I are moving furniture to clean under it. She was trying to talk, and sweep things into the dustbin at the same time, and couldn't talk properly, so she blurted out "I can't think straight when I'm all bent over like this!" and I had to restrain myself from shouting "that's what she said"

A moment later, she couldn't fit between two pieces of furniture, so she said "Here, you take this, I can't fit in here."

Then another minute later, I find a large bouncy ball under a cabinet and hand it to my little sister, who exclaims "Whoa, that's big! I love big balls!"

COME ON!

 

you know he's probably tried, and maybe even succeeded, at sucking his own dick lol

 

the shit these guys end up talking about XD

 

"you can put the hinges on the hands too" lol

 

Who the hell is that guy

 

someone with his head so far up his ass he's coming out of his mouth inside his ass in an infinite loop lol

 

To all of us with dragon OC's, you'll find this funny (I hope).

 

right now some of the nitrogen you're breathing could have been bound up in the molecules in a dinosaurs cock. think about that. lol

 

This is a nice thought. Thank you.

 

You like the thought you can be, in a way, blowing a dinosaur's cock?
... Wait, I somehow like it too... X3

 

Lady came through the lobby with a dachshund.

I thought to myself: "Oh! A weiner dog! I love weiners, AND dogs! And this combines them in a different way than I usually enjoy them!"

 

You might be a furry when.... ^

 

This might be a little inappropriate for here, but it is kind of funny.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=550132861812826

Yes, and I found this on Facebook