What Is On Your Mind?

Let's just create the ultimate kink-furry-whatever community somewhere in the prettiest part of the States. :3c

EDIT: I would totes work out with you, though you'd probably find me falling behind fast and dying because of asthma and being a chub that's super out of shape. It would be fun regardless! Too bad we live that far apart. :<

 

I as well need a workout partner.

Problem is I'm like a train: Slow to start, hard to stop once I get going. Now that I think about it, it's exactly like my sex life.

 

More like a bottle rocket.

 

My sex life is like a dead cat.
Because I am dead cat.

Ho-ho-ho. I am not clever and I suck at sex.

 

Mine is like chupacabra. Not really sure it exists. Lol.

 

Sex is like dancing the right partner can make all the difference.

 

LOL oh my God. The chupacabra.

Idunno, it's just for me I'm not really one who has an intense craving or need for sex. So it just doesn't appeal to me THAT much? So I just don't really think about it nor want it. -Shrug- Idunno maaaaaaaan

 

My sex life is like intelligent life. I hope there's some out there because there's bugger all here.

 

Hm. My sex life is like air conditioning. When it starts it goes for quite a while, then cuts out for just as long.

 

My sex life is like... umm... a thing... that... umm... LOOK OVER THERE! *runs off*

 

Mine is like Gandalf.

Dead and taking its time to come back to life.

 

My sex life is like solitaire. Just playing with myself.

 

@DameKathryn lol maybe you need to take that into the shop? XP

@Kitsy_The_Fox Hahaha, I don't know why but I LOL'd hard at that one.

 

Mine was here a for a while, but it wandered off a few months ago.
Damn..... has it really been that long?

Edit: Time flies when you think you're going to get some next week, then that turns into two weeks more....and so on and so on.......

 

Mine is like an honest politician. It would probably be amazing if it existed at all.

 

@Eloe Elwe
Love the signature.

 

My sex life is like the weather in the rainforest
Intense deluges....that don't last very long V_V
(lol this might be a fun forum game)
@doit666
@MurphyAlter
@Hybrid88
@Grimmyr
@Ceo Nadar
@Robert Thompson
@Dracoa
@Kitsy_The_Fox

 

I give you credit for the idea! Liked your 2112 vocals. Always loved that album.

 

How about a conversation starter? Everyone feel free to use this.

 

Yeah, I'm in central and you said you were closer to MN? We're probably at least two hours away from each other. D:
Good luck finding a work out buddy though! I'm gonna have to suffer through it alone I think, and probably get super lazy as usual in the winter. lol