What Is On Your Mind?

They can sense the horse peen.

 

You got to ninja its way inside

 

You must hide it inside yourself.

 

Sorry Scalie. But most of us here are pretty sure you could make it fit.

 

Yay, we can see who's viewing threads now!

 

With pictures! In colour! What a time to be alive.

 

And the character limit was upped, yay!

 

God, that box must be huge. Just tell them its a Louisville Slugger you ordered for a friend.

 

I don't know if I should feel flattered or insulted and it's not big enough to pass off as a baseball bat

 

oh god that llama thing XD

 

What I want to do is fuck my brains out with my new Luka...but I have a pile of homework trying to fuck me instead @A@

 

Why not do both?

 

"Excuse me sir, but this report you turned in appears to have some kind of crusty stain all over it" lol

 

I got pinkie pie from build a bear yesterday. She is one sexy pony.

 

Reply, "Do you really want me to answer why?"

 

Then wink.

 

YAY! Kranix managed to log into our cable provider so now I can watched the locked content on Syfy.com
Now I'm watchign FaceOff

 

was able to ninja my toy inside and goy it unboxed. gotta say the extra $40.00 for the custom color was a complete and total fucking waist. I wish I'd just gotten a standard color and left it at that since the colors don't look close to what I selected and the fade is blah in person. as it stands I think this is going to be the last thing I buy from bad dragon, I have way more than enough toys as it is and any of the toys I wanted or wanted to get another one in a larger size have been retired.

 

Cramps. Are. Killing. Me.
And the worst thing is? I can take a medium David no problem, but I can't even dream of using tampons because it hurts.
FEMALE PROBLEMS YEAAAAAAAAAAAA.

I also ate at Osaka Hibachi Grill today. The bill was a whopping $75 for my nephew, myself and my boyfriend. It was sooo good and entertaining though. ;w;

 

All the little kiddies start school today, as did the UT students.

So many moving trucks and school buses.