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[RELIST/PRICE DROP][US] 5 BD Toys + Hismith FMachine + Other

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  1. Occams_Dildo

    Occams_Dildo Wanna come to a super soft birthday party?

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    ----Note 12/5-----
    All prices are negotiable, but please provide an offer. Do not ask "how low will you go?" because I won't respond.

    I am only shipping within the 48 continental US states
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    I'm still trying to sell a few toys I listed in October. The pictures are the same, but I will update them on request. All prices have been lowered, particularly the FMachine. Prices are negotiable. Shipping to continental US is included in all sales.

    All toys will be boiled and bagged before sale. They come from a drug/disease free home. There are cats in the house.

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    Toys from Left to Right

    $80 - L Soft Demogorgon - Signature
    $140 - XL Medium Rex w/ Cum Tube and Suction Cup - Natural ** The cum tube detaches easily if pulled. It will stay in if lubed and inserted while in use
    $130 - XL Medium Echo - Glittering gold and green marble (St. Patrick's Day)

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    $80 M Medium Crackers - Teal GITD w/ Suctioncup

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    SOLD$55 - M Medium Tyson - Blue/pink fade

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    $325 - HISMITH FMachine and included Dildo with Extension Rod and Suction Cup attachments. Includes carrying bag.
    This is relatively new, used only a few times The mechanical whirring of the motor could be disguised with a floor fan set to medium. It's more vigorous with smaller dildos, but I have been able to attach larger BD toys (XL Rex) to the suction cup adapter with help from Self-Adhering Med Wrap.
    It's an A+ for the cost, but I can't afford to keep it.
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    Other:
    $150 - LA Pumps Rosebud Pump with Hand Pump
     
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  2. Lateralus4602

    Lateralus4602 Active Member

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  3. Wellas92

    Wellas92 Active Member

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    Is crackers still for sale ?
     
  4. GoddessLilly

    GoddessLilly Well-Known Member

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    Interested in Tyson :)
     
  5. Occams_Dildo

    Occams_Dildo Wanna come to a super soft birthday party?

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    Crackers is still for sale.

    Updated picture/timestamp per request:
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  6. FtmSlut

    FtmSlut happy lil hippy

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    I am interested in your machine!! And also your crackers... is that a pearlescent pour?
     
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  7. Occams_Dildo

    Occams_Dildo Wanna come to a super soft birthday party?

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    I apologize for the tardiness of my responses. I'm in a crisis situation IRL, so dealing with that is my priority. I'll try to be available at least once a day to answer questions.

    What questions do you have about the machine? I'm happy to answer any questions you have. It's still available, though it would take me a little more time than usual to pack and ship securely.

    Crackers is a Teal Glow-in-the-Dark. The daylight color is the typical off-whiteish or glow-in-the-dark objects
     
  8. FtmSlut

    FtmSlut happy lil hippy

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    Oh gosh it's okay, I totally understand, no rush!! I hope everything's okay! Respond when you can!!

    As for your machine, do you know around how much it weighs (or have a link to the dimensions of the model)? Does it support itself/stay stationary in use, if that makes sense?
     
  9. Frostypaws

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    Price on Rex negotiable ?
     
  10. Occams_Dildo

    Occams_Dildo Wanna come to a super soft birthday party?

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    No worries, I am usually really responsive - so I don't want people to think I am ignoring the thread if I vanish for a few days.

    It's linked in bold up top (and here now), but i realize now that the Amazon page is crap and they're mixing details with their other machines. It's similar to (if not the same as) the Dao Huan machine I've seen listed here on Dragon-Hoard. That being said, I'll be ball-parking my estimates from here on out. I can take measurements on request when I get time.

    I'd say it's about 15-20 pounds all assembled, maybe 2 foot high and 3 long. The stroke length is adjustable, minimum is about an inch, maximum is... maybe 5"-6"? It is stable on its own, the legs are sturdy and you can fix it at any angle it will allow for very securely.

    It's very safe because its not as powerful as machines you would see in porn. You're far more likely to push it out or knock it over than hurt yourself. And the rod holding the toy had a little maneuverability so you can adjust your body. But I'd suggest using something to weigh it down, especially if you're using a heavy toy - a big floppy pumping dong is going to more likely make it fall over.

    It can mount toys with it's locking system (1 included), Vac-U-Loc (if you want to buy the adapter or the "meh" toys that company makes), or I use the suction cup attachment (a round pan shaped disc) and fix my big toys to it with med-wrap (or you could use duct tape to secure it even more tightly).

    The biggest downside to me was lack of power (to be expected when many of the heartier FMachines go for $1k+). It feels like a firm push, but has some difficulty continuing to push if you're pushing back on it. Otherwise it's way more than I expected for the price.

    Anyway, I hope I answered some questions for you or anyone else. On request I can try to take some videos of it in operation (without anyone using it ;) ). But it will take me a few days at least with what''s going on.
     
  11. Occams_Dildo

    Occams_Dildo Wanna come to a super soft birthday party?

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    All prices are negotiable. Please reply or send a PM with offers.
     
  12. Toa

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    Tyson still available?
     
  13. FtmSlut

    FtmSlut happy lil hippy

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    Awesome!! I’d love to see a little demo video whenever you have time!! I’ll definitley be using the suction cup attachment as i’d primarily be using my BD and EE dicks with it!! (I’ll probably have to weigh it down haha.) I appreciate the advice about the med wrap... that’s smart!! I definitely see how you might have to get creative with the setup haha. I’m definitley interested in crackers too, so maybe you could show me how you set the suction cup up attachment up with that?? I’ll definitley be making an offer on both haha
     
  14. Occams_Dildo

    Occams_Dildo Wanna come to a super soft birthday party?

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    Oh for sure, please give me the weekend (possibly a little longer). I'll have less to consume me outside of the house. I may have to jerry-rig something other than the med wrap since I don't have anymore (really it's just wrap around the base of the toy and the pan of the adapter until they're one thing).

    Crackers was not a great thrusting toy for me, though I never tried it with the machine. Amazing to grind on for the texture though. I'll still set it up as it's a pretty average weight for the non-gargantuan BD toys.

    And yes... you can get super creative - which is good and bad. I once put it on top of a rubbermaid bin, weighted down securely, to add some height, and could lie over the edge of the bed. Setup takes planning (or precious moments while you're on fire) though, also a little testing with what angle works best for your position.
     
  15. Valkires

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    Intrested in your Tyson if a Lily doesn't take him.
     
  16. GoddessLilly

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    Received Tyson safely today! I Recommend this seller! Hey if I ever get bored of him I’ll let you know first Valkires.
     
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    Are you open to trades?
     
  18. Valkires

    Valkires Well-Known Member

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    Oh... I dought that.
    But if that actually happens that would be great!
     
  19. baldecca

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    Will you take $70 for crackers?
     
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    Very interested in Crackers
     

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