(For guys) how &when do you tell a date/ gf that you're into...

With that said I usually tell my girlfriends first that I hate labels and social constructs, then tell them I love their ass, then tell them I’m in to dildo play.

 

So Trump is fucking our asses?? Oh fuck (yes I'm taking everything out of context just to say random shit)

 

i don't think being cis and "old cis people" has anything to do with the part of "hey this dick belongs to a dog man, more man than dog"

can't wait for middle school sex ed to let kids know the diff between fantasy and reality with things like this.

 

Hahaha!
Teacher in school: *pulls out human like penis dildo* This is how an avarage sized human penis looks like. You can learn how to put a condom on it so when you're going to have sex with a real one, which feels very great, you know how to do it to play it safe.
Pupils: Okay nothing new.
Teacher in school: *pulls out large con sig Orochi in medium firmness with suction cup and cum tube* This is a glorious dragon dong. You can take it, ride it und fuck your brain out vaginally or anally. Stick him to the wall and let him take you from behind, let him fill you up with his huge amount of cum lube to feel the pure sensation and satisfaction!
Pupils: You have my attention.

Edit: I'm sorry if this comment is a little out of context, I just lost track after this topic went a little out of hand somehow.

 

There's a big difference. I'm only partial to lady butts, but I absolutely enjoy my own butt played with. That led to my collection and whatever followed. Toys are safer and more fun than dogging in the park.