Mods note: Post got ate prior to midnight; photos show July 24, when they were taken. Also if the one post-it-less pic of the shark close-up is in violation I'll take it down!
5/13 CURRENTLY AVAILABLE Sold items will be marked. UPDATE: Adding a legacy Bruiser! He's got a flaw...or a feature, tho.
Slimming down the collection! Many relics from early BD-days (some of which have the 'fingerprint' type pour/3D printed mold artifacts--see pics, kind of a fun texture but YMMV). Please read the notes on each item. Toys will be boiled and bagged!
Prefer to ship USA only via USPS Priority (Flat Rate if possible) tracked, and I'm covering the shipping unless it gets exorbitant for some reason; trying to a) fund a move b) get these sold. A big box o' dicks is heavy. I'm happy to discuss with interested international buyers, but I fear shipping would be a monster of your responsibility (though it might be worth it for the look on the customs agent's face alone...).
PayPal only, invoice preferred for buyer/seller protection. Shedding pet- and smoke-free home. Not currently interested in trading. General note: the toys are all stored in dedicated plastic drawers, separated, either bagged or wrapped in their own clean cloths...and as such appear a little linty in the pics. As I imagine and hope we all are here, I'm very serious about sanitizing and packaging the toys before sale (gloves, bags, etc) but as always recommend you wash before your own use!
Thanks for taking a peek, and please ask any questions you may have!
Update: A wild Bruiser appears!
Medium, soft split--firm base, soft shaft $80 OBO
Suction cup
Cumtube
Notes: He retailed for $140, but he's got a flaw (feature....?): his cumtube runs near enough to the surface of the shaft that you can feel it, like an additional dorsal ridge. It's not harsh or hard, but it's definitely there.
Overexposed pic is overexposed, but you can see the tube through the silicone.
FirstSecond up, legacy Gryphon (now known as Glyph):
Medium, soft split--firm base, soft shaft $85 OBO
Suction cup
Cumtube
An ancient CORED(!) Anthro Dragon:
Small, core 8 (firm), shaft 3 (soft) $50 OBO $40 SOLD
A "flop" Anthro Dragon:
Medium, extra soft SOLD
Notes: This was a custom-order that the buyer backed out on IIRC, so BD sold as a flop; it's actually pretty awesome and forgiving with the softness but still firm enough to get the job done (size helps).
A Beta Shark!
One size, medium firmness $85 OBO
Notes: This was the precursor to Bruce/Bruce's Port Side toy that was limited; the ridges on the shafts are supposed to interlock.
A legacy Ridgeback (Lenneth):
Medium, medium shaft, firm base $65 OBO
Cumtube
Notes: "Medium" my sore ass; this feels a little firmer especially around the head/corona ridges. The shaft ridges are pretty friendly, but this is a bit too much dragon for me. Color's absolutely gorgeous, though.
Next up some Dukes:
EDIT: I'M A MORON and mixed up the firmnesses of the mediums!
Small, medium firm $40 OBO $35 SOLD
Medium, FIRM $60 OBO
Cumtube
Notes: This is a little softer than 'firm,' but definitely firmer than below; it's when BD's firmness was sometimes inconsistent
Medium, MEDIUM FIRMNESS $65 OBO SOLD
Cumtube
Notes: This feels a little 'softer' than your typical medium but firmer than 'soft'
And some Chances! Small, flared and unflared. Please see the notes!!
Small, soft, unflared $40 OBO SOLD
Notes: Grrrhh. Had some 'discourse' with BD on this one. Functionally they are fine, but this has the infamous BD "grill marks" on the shaft near the head on one side, and some fuzzy silicone pilling. Per BD, they "don't affect the function of the toy" or some baloney, so. Yeah.
Small, soft, flared $45 OBO $40 SOLD
(This image isn't the best to show it, but the 'grill marks' are almost visible on the unflared Chance near the head. They're not pictured in the other images because I forgot and am lazy.) If you wanna bundle the Chances we can discuss pricing--that goes for the boys below also.
And some medium Chances one medium flared Chance in fun colors:
Medium, soft, unflared $85 $75 SOLD
Cumtube
Medium, soft, flared, $85 OBO SOLD
Cumtube
blurry dick is blurry
And as a fun why-not, a Fun Factory Flexi Felix set of anal beads never actually used. He's just been sitting there, smiling, in a drawer. I dunno how the extra silicone on the seams would feel, so maybe keep that in mind. Free if you want with any purchase, just let me know! "SOLD" (for free)
Last edited: Aug 20, 2021