What Is On Your Mind?

But...but that requires TALKING to people!

And someone already sent me a helpful PM

 

You could just tie a note to a rock and throw it at their heads.

 

And here I am at work haga

 

The job didn't work out for me. First day on the job within the first 2 hours of working, I got bit twice by a giant parrot. Then, I got bit by a small dog that looked like a miniature pinture. :I I told them it wouldn't be working out because I didn't want to work with aggressive animals since they weren't really doing anything about them. I mean, I couldn't do anything comfortably without being afraid of being bitten. I have open wounds on my legs because of it LOL.

 

That's unfortunate. Ah well, on to greener pastures.

 

It seems like most bicyclists in my area are either complete dumbasses or complete assholes. Today I saw a guy riding down the road just to his right of the dashed line in the road on a 2 lane road. I was going 30 and he was probably doing the same in the opposite direction 3 FEET FROM ME. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE FAR RIGHT YOU FUCKING MORON. If I had notice what he was doing sooner I would have rolled my window down and screamed something like "BIKE LANE, ASSHOLE."

Another time I saw 3 bikes riding right next to each other... "Single file line? Nah bruh. We 2cuul4dat." I've seen countless bikes not even do a rolling stop at a stop sign, they just keep on going. And it seems like the speed limits don't apply to them either. Oh, I have to go 25 down this hill, but they get to do 50 THAT'S FAIR... grumble grumble...

If you are a bicyclist that actually fucking follows the damn rules of the road, I love you.

 

And here I am hanging out. Eating the twizzlers ha. Not much going on here

 

They travel in swarms 'round these parts.

 

Aha yeah. I'm gonna hopefully be moving on. ; ; I am super bummed about it, but I can't force myself to try and be happy in a place that I got bit a handful of times. It was not fun lmfao.

ON THE UP-ISH SIDE. I am sick as fuck. :'D Life is grand and I am stressed out.

 

*yawn* Back from work...

 

*curtsies in her maid outfit*
Welcome home sir, anything I can get you ^ 3 ^

 

Oh shit, did I go in the wrong house again?

 

LOL. This just made my night lmfao. XD
Thank you both. c:

Also my boob is randomly twitching. Do I have an Alien living inside of me???

 

Twitchy alien boob...

Yep. That's the sign for me to clock out.

 

I need to get laid. Random spurts of horniness is never fun -.-"

 

No they are not.

 

Unfortunately it's so cold in my house now, that I have to sit in a 4-layer warm set of clothing, fleece hoodie being top one >.< This also means my blood is needed elsewhere, so no boners for me.
It's only 0C outside. I hate living in uninsulated house without any real and functioning kind of heating.

 

@Jazzi the Pegasus @GuyStripes
I'm going on half a YEAR, I cannot believe that no one in a 20mile radius (that isn't old enough to be my dad lol) will jump my bones

 

"But the intimacy of men with their cocks is more than metaphorical" XD this quote can be taken SO out of context if you don't know it's from an ethnography about cock fighting in southeast asia

 

About three years for me, but its not a contest.

The dream realm calls. Safe travels everyone.