What Is On Your Mind?

Well, to be honest, I definitely don't want anything 50 Shades-ish. (Went to a mainstream lingere store and the leather cuffs they were selling next to copies of 50 Shades and a few clones were terrible; the D-rings were exactly opposite the buckles! Way to go if you want to maim your customers.) I tend to be a service top / smart-assed masochist bottom; I'd rather not do anything D/S, I just want lots of kinky things involving rope and whips and giggling, and I'm happy to be the giggler or the gigglee.

I sometimes wonder why we don't have Bad Dragon munches, where we get together in a public place (a restaurant or cafe) and get a face-to-face with the other people into our peculiar hobby.

 

wtf????
they call hanging out "munches" now? I must be getting old

 

I'll fly on over during my holidays and setup a cardboard box outside your house, and pretend to be your sexy new neighbor!

 

LOL that's was more hilarious because our neighbor JUST put out massive box this afternoon (though ya have to unfold it again)

 

Why can't I be an MLP unicorn pony in RL. Being able to fuck yourself with objects hands or hooves free to be correct sounds awesome. Not to mention a little horn foreplay would be interesting.

 

If only you had my computer. I have to have my window open in the dead of winter because it makes my room so hot.

 

Welp, just watched a guy on a extra-life stream play Darkstalkers, against himself, by using a pad and a stick at the same time. Now the fact that I'm terrible at fighting games makes me feel even worst!

 

"back in my day we tried to make cellphones smaller and almost everyone knew how to use ice cube trays and manual can openers" lol

 

Kids these days. Just kick them into the pit of death

 

don't ever come to my college or you'll have an aneurysm and die from all the bicyclist douchebaggery that goes on everywhere

 

ah, that moment when someone with no biological, anthropological, or medical knowledge tries to convince you to go with the paleo diet as if it's a religion "excuse me brah, but have you heard the totally awesome word of the paleo diet? the only guaranteed way to get totally swoll. don't listen to those unswoll scientists"

 

Huh, I'm 21 now.
I was assured there would be alcohol.

 

congratulations, from now on the majority of birthday gits you'll receive will just be booze and not many well thought out gifts until you hit about 30 to 35

 

Ordered my Birthday Medium Flint on the 20th, the day after my birthday, and apparently it'll be here on Monday. I mean I know they've been getting faster since I started buying but... a week is insane. I haven't even had time to get excited yet lol.

 

Good morning!

 

OMG IT'S ALMOST HERE
Your item cleared customs in NETHERLANDS at 9:43 pm on October 23, 2014.

 

Take a look at the member map. We're all pretty spread out. Hell, I'd have to drive 4-5 hours to see anyone according to that map.

 

Whatcha expecting Kira? ^^

 

Just need to get through today... Had to start it off with some grownup phone calls. Than I still have work in like an hour. Being a responsible adult sucks.

 

I've just received my Evolve's Alpha e.e
Corretion: I've just received a code to participate in a raffle to get the actual Alpha. Wtf? Back when I was younger you had a code and you entered alphas and betas.
Rage.