General Toy Dickscussion Thread

The messenger bag is $69… That seems oddly appropriate.

 

Oh my god please people don't waste your money on those bags PLEASE I will embroider Duke's whole damn body for half that price.

 

i don't have an embroidery machine, wish i did.
why not have one of those simple knapsacks with a printed logo? you know...



i have one of these. it cost me, what, 800 points with shipping (80 points to $1)? probably much less than that. construction is very simple but strong nylon and printed logo (likely silkscreen?), i use it often enough. BD surely could have these made.

i also got a messenger bag from them when the gear store closed out. i believe their bags were also nylon and printed logo. it became my school bag that i used for a couple years, i still use it. i believe that it was $35 or $45, $5 shipping. i got the most of the points from winning a contest and asked mom for $10 worth of points because i was just short, and the shop was closing in a couple days, no way i could get that much in that time. one think i did love about dA is that they did their darnest to make the prices come out into even numbers for gear and their shipping.

but yes... way too expensive, Bad Dragon. unless they are made in-house with top-class premium leather and high quality stitching and thread, plus a sealed embroidery with backing, and as many pockets/volume as a Bag of Holding, i aint getting one.

if they had a simple knapsack like dA did for (no more than) ~$8 then i would probably get one.

 

Actually it's 100 points to the $1 so that's an $8 bag.

 

aah. its been awhile... XD
but yeah, those bags are cheap but still really well made.

 

Yep. I would consider a bag if I didn't live with fam and it wasn't you know... more expensive then some of my toys!

 

exactly! i think anyone will agree. they may look nice but the price is likely all branding... when we said more merch we didnt mean super expensive!

 

And when we said "Storage bags" WE DIDN'T MEAN THIS!

 

Even if it was cheaper I doubt I would get it. I can get away with my tentacle key chain. It is small, no one really looks. A bag is a bit... too obvious for me.
If BD wants to do more merch, fine, but please give us something more practical. Sure the cleaner and vibe was expensive, but at least it was related to dongles.

I think I might start sewing my own bags, because if BD made some they would probably want $20 for a small bag.

 

The main reason I'd get it is to just keep them in rather than travel. As far as the toys them selves, I just use zip-lock bags.

 

I like the *idea* of BD branded bags and such. You could walk around, giving a sly "wink" to anyone else in the know, if that's your thing.
But they're expensive as shit :x.

I want a little more information on the quality of those bags. Why don't they have any practical stats beyond "they have pockets!"

 

yeah, that's why id only want a little bag like the dA knapsack. small and reasonably cheap. take it around and see how many people know.

 

It's their MO to give as little or as vague details as possible regarding their decisions, why shouldn't it apply to their products as well?

 

Really? Like... ordering a dick under the table then? Hmm...
I might have to try my luck at the ticket office then! Luka was one I loved (It's a mystery; he seems rather plain, but he felt wonderful.)

He's likely to come back at some point for some kind of "revival" sale. They've temporarily brought back retired models in the past.

 

I was thinking about the BD bags.... Say you put your toys in there and went to some kind of event. Someone recognizes the logo and steals your bag because they know something expensive is inside, most likely your collection.

 

Bad Dragon bags...just LAWL. The bags they have for sale look like pieces of crap, not worth what they are charging them. But if you want to buy an expensive messenger bag...I've spent $70 on messenger bags from Lesportsac they are way better quality (now, those are true bags of holding!!!). Plus they come up with crazy cloth colors every season and don't fall apart in the washing machine!

And you know what? I'm tired of Bad Dragon pushing items with their logo on it, items they expect us to take out in public. Uh, no. Just no. Not only do you have to worry about people looking up the logo and ruining your reputation, but I'm sure this could happen:

I've actually seen posts of people travelling with their toys in duffel bags, and having their duffel bags stolen. Now imagine how much worse this would be if they bag straight out had the Bad Dragon logo.

 

I gotta say Snowball is really fun to play with in a non-penisy way (if that makes sense). Squishing the tail, pushing the cheeks together, fingering him; So adorable

As far as penisy play it's ok, not great. And I need A LOT of lube too avoid pain.

 

PAIN?!

 

You can only tug so far and so fast. And I imagine it has something to do with both how tight Snowball is and that I'm not circumcised. My foreskin gets pulled all the way back almost immediately so if it gets pulled any further than that it hurts. To avoid the pain, lots and lots of Lube.

 

I somehow managed to forget to mention my favorite part of penis-snowball interaction. Because the actual entrance is set in a bit and the cheeks come out a bit, I quite enjoyed having him slapping up against me, and because the material is so soft it doesn't hurt when he smacks my balls :3