What Is On Your Mind?

"I really like what I read on your profile and found it very refreshing not to read the typical female profile." -Some Dude on OKC

I am so sick of getting messages like these. If you can't think of a way to compliment someone without dismissing someone else then its not even a compliment in my eyes. The "You're not like other guys/girls" line is pretty much the go to for old pervs trying to reel in high school/college tail by playing on their insecurities.

p.s. What the fuck does a "Typical female profile" even look like?

 

This is why most of the time I keep my gender and enigma on nearly everything I go on online. Because you just get weirdos trying to get your attention once they find out you have tits.

 

But thats the thing though, its not just restricted to tits.
One of my male friends is gay and very adorable guy (lookin like Jack Sparrow's handsom nephew) now his body type is what would be described as "twink" and he just gets LOADS of messages from older men wanting to jump his bones. They get pretty graphic sometimes

 

You just reminded me of a time where I was given the "illustrious offer" of joining a 50+ year old couple for a threeway. Nooooo thanks buddy, that is not the kind of thing you just walk up and ask a person when they're stocking shelves.

 

See, that's the kind of thing I'd go in for. Course, I'm a shameless degenerate.

 

I have returned from my vacation!!
And oh boy am I back, had absolutely no service at all and no wifi so I was basically "cut-off" so to speak, but it was nice because I could focus on me and enjoying things for myself ^.=.^

 

I stopped using it cause nobody responded to me, and I keep getting the same fifty people in matches.

 

I guess they mean the so stereotypical girl it hurts? Like those on TV shows that only like shopping, gossiping, spending "lots of time" in the hairdresser and what not.
-shrugs so much that head pops-
IDK.

 

I had to stop using those sites, because I kept getting swamped by scammers!

 

Holy cheese-whiz. My friend got $25 in-store credit from BD for the damage that my cats did to the toys... x_o I am hella surprised right now and I feel slightly better with my money issues. Now all I need to do is sell off my drawing tablet and perhaps a few toys. I FEEL GOOD TODAY.

I hope the rest of you lovelies get some good luck today. Smooches! * O ᴥ O *

 

So my fat old cat is afraid of a tiny kitten we just brought home today. She literally flee'd because she heard it meow.
*facepalm*

 

hmmmm, people on online dating sites are creepy, pervy and a little desperate? who knew!

also I lost one of my work gloves. gotta go get a new pair -sigh- only had them for just over a week

 

I worked in a factory for two days. The gloves provided didn't last one.

 

roll the wrist ends together. It will reduce the chance of one being lost by half (hurrhurr)

 

Trying to figure out ways to satisfy a few days of sexual frustration >.=.<

 

*waves his paw around, not cause he's raising his paw to say the answer, but because his paw is the answer*

 

Sounds like someone wants the D

 

Wiggle wiggle wiggle

 

yeah?