What Is On Your Mind?

the paper itself is the prize?

Edit: Your white font makes hyperlinked text hard to read.

 

I uh... don't modify my text color.

 

Exactly so you tell me which of these words are hyperlinks.

 

Exactly so me which are

 

Your monitor must be adjusted in such a way that white and slightly-off-white are distinct shades cause I know which words I hyperlinked and even I can't see that. But the key is if you always post in off white and mark your entire post in hyperlink white. Imagine if hyperlinks were highlighted in a shade of blue like my favourite font colour.

 

Watching game grumps Zelda playthrough. Arin is bitching about having to climb the moving wall. He accidentally hookshots to the top of it, falls back down to the bottom, and starts climbing it again like some kind of moron. I'd say this level of incoordination and confusion and utter blindness has become familiar to me now but I'm actually surprised by this. He solved a problem the fast way, clearly and visibly, then unsolved it, and then without even blinking started solving it again the long way. It takes commitment to be this stupid.

 

We've started playing a "community" version of Million Dollars But... here at the dealership. So far I've asked three questions:

You get a million dollars (let's say for a month for the first two, and a year for the second) but...
1) You have to drink every unfinished drink you see, regardless of if its your's or not.
2)You have to light every candle you walk by, whether a house, office, or store
3)Everytime you get an erection (ladies, hypothetical so you're included) you must stand, announce that you have one, and explain why you have it.

 

Speaking of traveling I actuslly havent been too far away from the city I live in. Idk I think being by myself in a state im not familiar with has just kind of locked me in place. Though I am glad to hear the storm wasnt too bad for you.

 

I think maybe your computer is the one being weird. Also I'm using the white theme, so all my basic text is black, and hyperlinks are blue-grey.

 

So I don't know if I mentioned this, but one of my cats escaped from our house and ran away for about a month and half. We thought he was never going to come back. But one morning I walked out into the kitchen and noticed all of my cats looking out the screen door and I was like "What are you guys looking at?". I turn on the porch light and to my utmost surprise there was our cat sneaking in the carport.
Long story short, we managed to catch him and get him back in the house and now he couldn't be any more happier to be back.
He lost a TON of weight and looked quite sickly, but thankfully he's eating and functioning normally so thank goodness for that.

 

I like how folks are saying they can't tell which texts are hyperlinks, when a simple roll over with my mouse causes the hyperlinks to be underlined. (Doesn't work with one-word hyperlinks that jokesters like to use, but I can tell the difference between off-white and white anyways, no TV calibration needed)

I tried doing a font color for a while, but it was a pain in the ass to do it/remember to do it every time with how it's set up. And was pretty borked on mobile, especially when trying to quote someone.

 

Oh right you're one of the weirdos on white theme XD I forgot it's you Kitsy and Guystripes I think.

 

OG theme, yes sir.

 

Just ask yourself, "what would granny sexbang do?"

 

Was the white theme always the OG theme? I thought the dark theme was the standard.

 

Maybe?

 

OH I HAVE A LITTLE PENIS, ITS REALLY REALLY SMALL. IT AINT MUCH OF NOTHING BUT ITS BETTER THAN NOTHING AT ALL!!!!!!
I GOT THEM LITTLE PENIS BLUES

 

I finally get to see this guy I'm crushing on again tomorrow. I'll get to find out if it was a one off thing or if a relationship might actually happen >~<

 

oh joy, one co-worker is an alcoholic that comes to work with a massive hangover most days and today two others skipped work because it was payday to go get shitfaced drunk and leave us undermanned and with the hard work. sounds like they're gonna get fired since they've done this several times before. definitely didn't miss this

 

I believe dark is the standard now, but it was white when we started, then everyone demanded a dark theme and it got set to default.