My S/O and I tried everything. Bruce is just a bit much for her. However, one couple's loss is another's gain! Paid over 230 for this new, and also discovered the secret to getting around the internet blog's issues with the phallus[es] (Phalli?) spreading apart too much. A suction cup! It's got cosmic nebula on top and a black gold base with a GITD sloppy second (kind of light IMO, hard to take a picture of). Overall it's very, very pretty and the only one I've seen around the internet (as it should be, we customed it for shark week). Medium Firmness. We're asking $150 plus shipping. (it's in Los Angeles and will most likely travel USPS priority) Sorry about the time stamp on the pictures, took them before we moved. Finished moving/getting settled into the new house. Boiled and air dried before bagging. Please boil again on receipt. One dog in the home, smoke free environment. Just took one more before posting with some other toys (not for sale) as proof. Pics below: Most Recent Photo Will be bagged and shipped Normal Spread Suction cup on bottom Best way to use it! Suction cup action.