Egg Troubles

I'm looking to dabble in some oviposition play, but I don't want to spring for a Primal Hardware. I thought I'd buy some silicone eggs somewhere, figuring 'hey, this is a thing people tend to like a lot, I should have a ton of options to choose from!' NOPE. I haven't found a whole lot of options, and the ones I have found are either A) Ugly Colors, B) Have unnecessarily weird textures, or C) look questionably made.

So, I ask you, denizens of the Hoard, to tell me about shops or websites you buy eggs from. I'm dying for suggestions other than the not-great choices I've found this far.

 

here is a list https://squirrelmunkwrites.wordpress.com/2017/10/09/list-of-body-safe-non-vibrating-eggs/