How to Mount Long, Heavy Toys on a Wall

This will be for advice and ideas. Currently I have none.

I have a Large Legacy Flared and Unflared Chance. I can only ride and hilt long toys when I can do so doggy-style. Does anyone know how to mount a toy like this on a painted wall?

 

Directly?! No way any suction cup is going to hold 6lb of silicone onto a painted wall.

You could tie it to a plank though, and put it against the wall, lie it down, or have it diagonally like resting on your bed with one end.

 

Do you know a website with DIY for this? I want to keep it discreet.

 

I've tried to tie my XL Chance to a vertical plank, but it's so heavy that it won't stay put; I could tighten the knots more but don't want to do so and leave disgraceful marks of the base T_T

I did choose a narrow plank (roughly the width of Chance's base) so as to get everything real tight though : /

The only "mount" I've been able to use successfully is to jam it in a drawer under my bedframe (was kinda hard to reach past the medial ring, grrr).

Fat stallion cock is fat.

 

Maybe you could try a wider one, and then saw two notches like > < in the sides. So it can't slide down when you tie it at that point.

After I'm back from vacation i'll probably look into making something like this for myself, so I'll probably be able to post a nice DiY tutorial even. ^.^

 

You can put a platform together pretty easily.

1. Get one of those wooden ovals from the craft store, bigger than the base of your toy.
2. Get some suction cups from the kitchen & bath section of a Target or similar store.
3. Screw the suction cups to the back of the wooden oval. Cover the screw heads with some glue.
4. Get 3 good sized eyelets and screw them in at 12:00, 4:00 and 8:00 so that the loop part is sideways to the oval.
5. Use some nylon cord and join the two lower eyelets with some slack between them.
6. Optional: cover the cord with some clear plastic tubing. 3 pieces, one between the two lower eyelets, one on each end of the leftover cord.
7. Insert toy so that the base/balls are hanging through the 6:00 opening
8. Tie the long cord ends in a loose square knot over the top of your toy, then tie it to the top eyelet
9. Push it up to your headboard/door/etc and enjoy the ride!

Have fun!!

- MM

 

Thank you so much, MechaMoose.

 

They also make double-sided suction cups that are perfect for this.

 

Yes they do, but then you need to paint/seal the wooden oval. Which has the added benefit of making it easier to clean.

 

Thanks MechaMoose, I'll try to tweak your setup :3

Can't wait to be taken doggy-style *_*

 

your text colour is very hard to read.
however it dose sound fun to do

 

Probably not as good as the diy yourself options, but I've had luck with using the edge of the bed between mattress and headboard. Before that I liked to use the corner of a wall and to hold the toy until I get situated.