is there already an awkward/embarrassing stories thread?

I have not been here for long, but I would love to see one. it was one of my favorite threads from the BD forums. if anyone has an archive or would be able to re-add it here, that would be amazing, even if its obfuscating the old usernames.

 

Here's mine... I had these ultra strong magnets that held to each other thru my wrist. So I wanted to see if i could feel the pull on my pierced penis but they slipped and pinched to a small bit of foreskin... I had to go to the ER for it, and they used pliers but the doc's grip slipped. I levitated up off that bed

 

I never recieved a notification about this, sorry for the late reply. I don't think there's any permanent damage. But from the lack of blood flow where the magnets were, it left a small black spot on either side (like a bruise). They've been there for a year or more now, slowly lightening as time passes