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  1. Reptile

    Reptile Semi-Professional Butthole Spelunker

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    But the house marm will beat me for not talkin so good.
     
  2. Reptile

    Reptile Semi-Professional Butthole Spelunker

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    I've noticed you seem to be at war with mosquitoes lol
     
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    Misskin http://www.furaffinity.net/user/misskin/

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    I really am. It's an all out bloodfest, I will chase a mosquito around the room until i kill it
     
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    Reptile Semi-Professional Butthole Spelunker

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    You should breed an army of skeeter eaters.
     
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    Misskin http://www.furaffinity.net/user/misskin/

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    brilliant.
    Time to go hire a hoard of little yellow minions to do the grunt work
     
  6. Reptile

    Reptile Semi-Professional Butthole Spelunker

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    But i hear a dryer sheet keeps mosquitoes away.
     
  7. SnowLycan

    SnowLycan ☆*:.。.Mahou shoujo.。.:*☆

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    Luckily we don't have those lil blood suckers where I live.
     
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    Misskin http://www.furaffinity.net/user/misskin/

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    Really?
    *busts out tape and Gain sheets*
     
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    Misskin http://www.furaffinity.net/user/misskin/

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    ....
    *Stamps an address on her forehead and climbs on top of mailbox*
     
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    Reptile Semi-Professional Butthole Spelunker

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    I honestly never know I've been bitten until my legs are covered in bumps the next day. Damn you, dirty south.
     
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    Exeter Cuddly, Snuggly, Slutty Dragon

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    Only in the summer, humidity depends on where and mosquitoes and deer flies and horse flies you can actually avoid. Right now there are no bugs, perfect time to go cottaging and have fires in the wood stove :3
     
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    Poster Nutbag Prefers the company of snakes over bees

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    In my corner (Northwestern Ontario) it really varies from year to year. Some years the mosquitoes are absolutely unbearable, some years you won't get a single bite. Its generally rather hot and humid in the summers.
     
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    SnowLycan ☆*:.。.Mahou shoujo.。.:*☆

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    Sweet! I get me own Misskin!
     
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    Misskin http://www.furaffinity.net/user/misskin/

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    low maintenance, self cleaning, hours of entertainment XD
     
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    I think the best time of my life was when I went to the airport and went on a plane alone to visit my ex for a month. Being with my ex was also the best part :3 That was when my ex lived in PA, now he lives in Australia. A plane trip to spend time with him is my next big plan for sometime in the future.
     
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    Chelseapolitan Don't dream it, be it!

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    Uggghhh..... Mosquitoes! Definitely memory lane for me. I'm actually currently scratching three bites on my right leg. It is so bad here, you could walk outside for LITERALLY 5 minutes and have bites anywhere that isn't covered. @n@ I got about 20 on my body the other day and I just played with my dog for less than 10 minutes (I started noticing all the bites and RAN INSIDE).

    I. FUCKING HATE. MOSQUITOES!

    My mother heard that putting toothpaste on a bite right away will make it so it never itches. It works great for her and she says the "cinnamon" toothpaste is best, not sure why. It doesn't work for me though.
     
  17. Exeter

    Exeter Cuddly, Snuggly, Slutty Dragon

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    I once woke up with a mosquito trying to get her stupid straw through my eyelid.

    Try deerflies. They draw blood. We went canoeing one weekend with a friend of my boyfriend, and he took us up some river/wetland nearby. Basically the entire river was just a waterway through miles and miles of reeds and aquatic plants. We canoed for an hour one way and an hour back. I was eaten alive the entire time. I took off my shirt and wrapped it around my head. They left my belly and back alone, choosing instead to bite through the shirt and my hair, through my pants, through my socks and through my shoes. I killed every one I could, there were about 50 corpses floating in the bottom of the canoe by the end. I'm never going canoeing again if I can't pick the place. No more wetlands. No more summer. I love canoeing. I hate being bitten and having bugs near my ears.
     
  18. MurphyAlter

    MurphyAlter The Floofiest

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    That reminds me of when I was about seven and my dad took me camping. We went to the Okala forest and camped in a tent. We had hotdogs, and he said that we had to finish all the food or bears would come looking for it. The next day we drove around the dirt trails, almost getting stuck in "sugar sand". We found a huge clay clearing and played Frisbee, and I remember finding a dead horse fly the size of my thumb.
     
  19. Poster Nutbag

    Poster Nutbag Prefers the company of snakes over bees

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    Honorary bug hate thread!

    I remember one time when I was about 10 years old, my cousins found some sand pits a short drive from our mainland property at my cabin. They were about 16 at the time and took me over there on their dirt bikes. Basically, we spent the whole day driving dirt bikes up and down a huge hill of sand, rolling down, repeating.

    Now, on the topic of bugs... My parents were not happy with my cousins for bringing me, as when I got back to the cottage, I managed to find 24 wood ticks on me. Of course finding a tick from time to time is part of being at the cottage, but never have I had such a ridiculous amount. My cousins all had similar amounts on them... I never knew ticks liked sand that much.

    Ticks aside, it was still damn fun, and its a shame that the sand pits are now overgrown.
     
  20. Reptile

    Reptile Semi-Professional Butthole Spelunker

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    When I was a kid a tick got inside my ear, and when I stuck my finger in inside I thought my ear drum had came loose.
     
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