Name change suggestions

Im going to be legally changing my name, and its going to be fucking ridiculous. Give me ideas. Slurs, celebrity names, and trademarks arent accepted. Usually. Im gonna fight for it though.

 

Sir Regilus Bonerfart of Bonaparte.

 

Richard. Always nice to shorten to Dick.

Jack. Good manly name. You can always play on it with Jack Shit.

Theo. Just a nice sound.

Steel. I dunno.

Virgil. Good ancient name.

Nicholas, lots of fun variations.

Connor, a good common name.

Jones. Ewan, Gerard.

Leslie, Courtney, Vivian, Ashley, Whitney.

 

Scarface the Salty. Pretty to-the-point if you ask me.


Could always pick Boaty McBoatface though.

 

Moist von Lipwig would be excellent. But it comes with required reading.

 

Shoot McShootyface.

 

Those arent funny. Those arent funny at all

 

I actually like all of them! I even suggested some older names that are more feminine today but were originally male names because you seem like a guy who could rock a name like Courtney!

 

Go for any Jewish names. They're pretty funny to me sometimes if you work with those a lot like me.
Shlomo. Chaja. Rex. Icek. Jakob. Moses. Use your imagination or Google for more of those

 

You should go in and ask the person at the desk what their full name is, and say "Okay, I'm changing my name to that. That sounds nice."

 

I legally changed my name. Actual my first middle and last.
I once knew a kid named Justin Case. And (rumor) there was a girl named Crystal Leer (or Lear). Not funny until you add her middle name to it: Crystal Shanda Leer. Sure that doesn't help you, but thought I'd mention it.

Suggestion: Buck Futter.

 

Ben Dover.

 

We have a winner.

 

As you're walking away, be sure to tell them "I'll never forget you."

 

First name: Boom. Last name: Headshot.

 

Change it to Pomegranate Space Invader Affleck.