Show off your toys!

I am really curious what situation brought all your toys onto a table with a bunch of people sitting around it!

 

We have the luchador with his bottle of vodka, Disgruntled college student, and my mate looking on. hahah~ I dunno. I think I just started pulling out all my toys and they thought it would be funny to just pose around them. Usually drinking nights means at least a couple of my toys get whipped out and flung around the house.

 

I... need a moment...
I wish my friends didn't get weird when dildos start coming out but I'm a guy so I think it's harder for them to process ><

 

Well... My friends at least don't seem to find any issue flopping around dicks that have been in the orifices of both myself and my mate there in the blue hat... so I guess they don't have an issue with that hahah~

 

Haha okay maybe I just need less square friends

 

square friends are sometimes the worst friends
you can't discuss the important stuff
like the new dildo you bought. or how pretty a flogger is
>_>

 

One of my friends has a sick sense of humor. He knows I'm gay but even he might be weirded out if I pull out one of my dragon dicks

 

Your friend is a closet square. lol
OR
I'm too used to my weirdo ex-gf and my boyfriend who I met on the old forums.

 

I did actually show them to a couple of my xbox live friends over skype. Some how we got on the discussion about prostate massagers. He was curious about it so showed him my Cheeky Boy. Then I showed him everything else when he asked if I had anymore. He was cool with it and was actually looking into getting a penetrable from BD.

 

To me it kinda looks like a poker game that got out of hand......

Anyways, what the hell- here's mine (or at least the stuff I don't have to pull out of boxes).



I really need some more colours in there. I decided to include my poor, mangled blue Janine (thanks for NOTHING FedEx) that I had to try and paste back into some sort of shape with large amounts of Silpoxy, though you can't really see much in this picture.

Also, why does the sun always come out when you want to take a photo?

 

I love that Bruiser!

 

Yeah, he's one of the prettier toys but I've been neglecting him of late. I'll need to remedy that!

 

My my, what could this be?



Hmm, yes, quite interesting...



Oh yes, quite interesting indeed...

Got my Ultimate Fantasy in this afternoon and the color is UH-MAZING. Haven't had a chance to use it just yet, but that will happen soon! Can't wait to try stuffing this bad boy inside! >:3

 

My 2 new Flints

 

I didn't realize that was you. I saw your reddit post.

 

Lol, I'm everywhere.

 

<_<
>_>
o_o
Whats a flogger?

 

Some random photos of teenies and my small Luka.

 

Something you use on somebody naughty :3

 

my four toys all medium size and firmness