What was your dream last sleep cycle?

So I was in command of a pirate ship and me and two other pirates which I knew their names but don't remember so they will be Mr. Excuse-me-sir-what-was-your-name and Mr. I-don't-remember.
We traveled accross the ocean completing some quests until we arrived to my old highschool and we received another quest: Complete the quest (dafaq?) and don't lose track of Mr. Excuse-me-sir-what-was-your-name and Mr. I-don't-remember.
So I came in and guess what? It was the year before I started dating my first girlfriend. I plainly understood, I had to prevent myself of the disasters incoming.
Weird dreams that try to fix the past xD

 

I dreamt that I was standing over myself, sleeping.

Isn't that suppose to be an omen or something?

 

I dreamt about flying from here to Chicago to LA with my class. Then I dreamt about being a girl stranded on an island with a guy. He thought he was tougher than me, so I challenged him to swim around the island with me until someone gave out. We swam until it got dark and we ended up on a half-sunken boat where we found some hoodies. He took the orange one, and was giving me the green one when we noticed a black widow on it. We tried to swat it away, but I got a game over screen so I guess it bit me. Then I woke up.

 

Two dreams again. First one consisted of me living in a huge Minecraft mansion with my dad and stepmom. It was a Victorian style. The lot was the lot that my grandmothers house is actually on, up until the halfway mark where it began sloping up into a seaside cliff. The structure of the cliff was such that there was a path down the right side that ran to the sea, and a wooden dock capable of accepting large boats to unload cargo. On top of the cliff was a small wooden platform and a crane used to move crates onto the wooden platform. Out of nowhere, some bandits suddenly cut some ropes, causing heavy things to swing about in such a way as it destroyed the platform, and severely damaged the dock. My dad was furious that I could let bandits do this. Her told me I needed to hurry up and repair them. So after gathering supplies, I was headed out to the platform when suddenly I heard a plane flying over. I looked up, and saw my dad in some thing I can only describe as a metal barrel frame with wings. Suddenly, he started dropping bombs! I was running around screaming at him to stop, but he seemed not top hear me. He eventually hit the house, which seemed to be the only thing that got damaged. It sat there with a gaping hole for a moment before "resetting" to a default house style. When my dad showed back up, I screamed at him. My stepmom was still inside! He said it was okay though, as it was a special bomb that only destroys the outside. And sure enough, when we went inside, everything was just as it was before. My stepmom didn't even notice until she went into a porch area and noticed that some does were misaligned. Then we both yelled at him asking him why he would do this. He said because a new road was being put in, the fireplace would be too close to the street, so he had to tear it down. We reminded him that we had picked a Minecraft house because it was easy to remodel. Then me and my stepmom started making plans to rebuild.

Second dream, I saw a cute older girl at the high school, and somehow ended up crawling through the vents in the hotel to get to her room. I fell into the room, and hid under her bed with her Growlithe. Suddenly, I was Danny from game grumps, and was recording from under the bed as Arin changed into a tuxedo. I wasn't filming him, just taking video of his shoes as he wandered around the room rambling to himself.

 

I started reading the instruction panel for the spaceship I was a passenger on, got to the directions DO NOT PUNCH THE SUN. DO NOT EAT THE SUN. and realized I was dreaming. Figured I wasn't going to see anything more impressive than those directions, so I woke up.

Into a nightmare. D'oh. Which really was only a nightmare due to there being an aquarium full of whales I had to walk through, and I can barely take dreams where I have to deal with slightly larger fish, so I was *freaking out.* Scared myself awake, I did.

 

So I was on a futuristic space station made for family habitation. Shrek was there. We were going through the family tree and looking at the members that weren't ogres. One of my older sisters was three only human, and she was a spy/investigative reporter. She had gone on a mission in Morrowind, and I decided to go through the portal after her. When I came out, it was a blackened world with a red sky and white sun. I had to navigate around still-red-hot charred stone bridges and buildings. Finally I made my way down to the shore and wandered into an abandoned lighthouse and found some documents and a silver key in a drawer. They were my sisters notes on whatever lead she was following. She had left them there in case something happened to her. I messaged her and she said something along the lines of "I shouldn't be surprised that YOU would be the one to end up finding it." She told me to hide it somewhere inconspicuous, and I buried it under some birch planks at the KMart I owned

 

I dreamt I lived at the house I lived during high school and had insomnia so bad it was soon 6AM and time to prep for work. Then it hit me, oh man did it hit but an incredible wave of horniess. I had to get ready for work but man I couldn't go like that, I had to get rid of the issue so I kept trying to have sex with a friendly shadow figure who kept reminding me 'OMG you're going to be late for work' but didn't seem to turn down my advances.

So I kept looking at the clock every so often but then the figure told me not to worry about the time. Geeze why? Maybe I'm dreaming you say....

Oh damn it, stupid alarm goes off IRL and time for work for reals.

 

Majority of my dreams last night were about my bf. Sometimes though there has to be that one chick in the dream who hits on him, and I just punch her, and he kinda scolds me for it.

In other news, how many people here actually dream in color? Not many people do.

 

I believe I dream in color? I don't think I've ever been attentive enough in a dream to check though x.x

 

I actually remembered a dream a few nights ago. Though at this point it's kinda vague in my memory. I was looking at a house. I guess I was going to move in. It was huge and old and part of it had been used as a comic book store. It looked like an old Victorian style house. Somehow it seemed familiar. Not like I had been there before but I had dreamt of it before. I just don't remember a past dream of it.

Oh also, my dreams, when I remember them, are always in color. Very vivid, clear colors.

 

Oh man, I had an awesome dream last night. It was 100% about silicone dicks. Started off meeting this guy who ran a store that sold them. Went to the store, and it was basically a grocery store for dicks. Like, there were sections based on food themes where the dicks would either have color schemes based on foods, or be shaped like foods (as in the case of some banana dildos.) There were BD dicks, themed dicks, all sorts of dicks. I just ran around the store grabbing whatever I wanted. Then later in the dream, I ended up at a silicone dick convention where all kinds of "retired models" were up for grabs (not real ones, my mind made up some totally random designs) and some of my friends were there. We all went around the convention shopping for dicks and trying them out. Such a blast. (Also... I kinda want a banana dildo now. Weird.)

 

We can call it Dilly Wurld loooool

 

I actually had a dream that I got a new toy (One that, to my knowledge, doesn't exist yet) and discovered that when using it a certain way, it would make me squirt without fail every time.

Now I just wish it were a reality. :C

 

So jealous owo

 

Dreamed that I was watching a world at war and the bad guys just stole a tank.

Also the leader is a voyeur working in the shadows and the people that stole the tank was his second in command; a leather and latex clad Dominatrix and her converted Futanari slave.
A flashback let me see the fall and corruption of the slave girl.

Yep my mind is warzone of depravity

 

I had a dream about David Tennant. I went to go get his autograph for my boyfriend. I was like "Mr Tennant! Can I get a huuuuge favor?" He rolls his eyes, but takes me aside. I'm trying to find some notebook, when he just wraps me in his arms and starts making out with me! It was one of those sensory dreams, so I felt it and, weirdly enough, TASTED it. First dream of David Tennant that's for sure. It's usually Matt Smith

 

Never watch destiny gameplay and read The Ballard of sir Benfro before bed. You end up having a ghost floating in your face and seeing coloured lines connecting everything.

 

OMG
I had a really WEIRD dream last night that I wanna write down so I don't forget it.
I did have to rush into work this morning, so I may just remember bits and pieces but...

It was kinda like Sims...but like...way glitchier...to the point where it was even kindof creepy. And the layout and navigation style was similar to how it is in Minecraft.

I remember I kept falling through glitches in the floor...and every time you did that you'd let out this HORRIFIC scream. x.X Really creepy.
Also, to get out of it, you had to find the right elevator, but it took you to a sort of hotel type thing...and there were SO many elevators it was really hard (and annoying) to get out of.

I think one time, I even got stuck 'outside' the playable field of the board.

I...think I've been watching too much Tim and Eric Awesome Show.

 

Yeah, I've had weird dreams about hotels before. And for some reason I had to keep going up to the 58th floor or some such number. It was like a penthouse level but I don't actually recall going in any of the rooms. Just a large area with the hallways off to the side. Somehow I fell down outside (I was fine), but there was a huge wall of Ivy where the wall of the building was supposed to be. I walked around and into the hotel back to the 58th floor.
There was a lot more, but I can't remember it. Very complicated.

 

I don't remember the details, but I was having a fight with my mother.