What Is On Your Mind?

I thought at first that it was some piece of cloth tightly wrapped and it was just casually laying there half in bed and half on the floor. But then I saw it! Looks really cool!

 

Spoiler: Long story about how my parents found some of my porn

Well, it's happened. It's kind of a long story so grab some popcorn and sit tight. (Also, apologies for any punctuation mistakes, I'm on my tablet)

So I'm a late night person, always have been, and so is my mom. However, lately I have been staying up especially late (for the past few months I've been up till like 5-6am). Well, my dad has been pissed about this for a while cause aparently I'm talking loud (my walls must be like paper or some shit). Well, last night (saturday morning at like 6:30am) my mom had had enough and shouted at me to shut up and get some sleep for once. Now, to their knowlage I don't do anything social online let alone talk to people, so she got suspicious and decided to take a look at my phone while I was asleep. Now, I was never worried about something like that because I have my phone locked with my finger print (how she got on I have no clue) and I didn't think I had any porn pictures on it at the time (with the exception of an anime called love stage I had open on my browser but that is more a love story and doesn't show anything). Boy was I wrong. So, I wake up at 4pm, take a shower, and head downstairs. When I get down there after a few min my mom goes "So, you want to explaine to me what you've been doing on your phone?". Now, for those who don't know I live in the bible belt and my mom is super strict (she kicked a family member out of the house because they liked to play dungeons and dragons for fuck sake) not taking shit from no one no matter what age they are. So, I assume she is talking about love stage which isn't a big deal and am like "What, what is it?". After her and I going back and forth about her thinking I knew what she was talking about she goes "Then here I'll show you." she then procedes to hand me my phone asking that I unlock it so she doesn't have to put in the password (I'm still wondering how the fuck she got my password). I unlock my phone and when it opens up I go on my gallery to find two furry porn pictures (one if a cat boy in a sexy pose, nothing actually happening. The other of a scalie guy showing his butt, again nothing happening.). I panic and (in poor panic indused judgement) quickly delete the two pictures and hand her back my phone. So, then she's on for a min and then goes "You deleted them." I then am like yea but I thought you were reacting to the anime and haden't seen that. So bla bla bla later after her talking about how that's just cartoon porn and it's no different than real porn bla bla bla (and at one point her going "I'm sick of anime I want to burn it and stomp it into the ground!"). She then asks me what I find sexy about it, to which I reply to with reasons why I don't like human (spesfically video) porn (Also, might I mention that through this entire thing not once did she even care what species it was). So, bla bla bla later after her telling me what bla bla bla says n' such, she then goes "So, do you remember what those pictures were of?" me, "Yea, both were pictures of them from behind." her, "Yea and, what to you stood out the most?" me, "Their butts.". Now, I thought she was smarter than one of my old friends... Aparently not. Because, she then goes on to compaire a married strait couple having anal sex to A PEDOPHILE RAPING A LITTLE GIRL. Yea, no joke. So, more bla bla bla later (and me explaining to her how stupid that comparison was, with her replying that all of it was eaquily bad) we're basically done. I say I'm sorry for looking at porn in her house and she replies "I feel sorry for you." Oh, and one other thing, at one point she said "Do you need help? Cause I think you need help." me "Do you mean like therepy help or church help?" her, "Whatever it takes.". Like, wtf seriously?! Just cause I look at porn (even if it's kinky) doesn't mean I need therepy!


So, that happened. Two things that surprised the crap out of me was, 1. Not once did she ever show any care what so ever about the characters in the porn being non human. And 2. She never mentioned Bad Dragon, sex toys, or masturbation in general (I guess after looking at my gallery to find the two pictures she stopped there).

 

lol, I could see that. I probably should've staged the pic somewhere else but meh, too lazy

 

I'm sorry to hear that you had this experience with your mother.
I had something similar happen to me when my mom discovered my early collection of Bad Dragon toys. (minus the religious stuff because my mom is not religious)
She yelled at me for owning/spending the money on stuff like that and at one point said that I had some sort of mental problem, however she only said that due to being frazzled at finding that stuff.

But again I'm sorry that that happened dear :< *hugs*

 

Lube (and lots of it): check
Toys: check
Horny: check
No work in the morning: check
Excessively long toying session starts...... NOW!

 

Have fun good sir

 

She seriously thinks you need help .... to be honest I think she's the one that needs her head checking over. So what if they were slightly sexual pics it's not like you are defying her lord and actually doing anything sexual.
No offence towards people that have religious believes but man some of the shit they preach is just brain washing nonsense most of the time.
*hugs for Akanisen*

 

Wooooo!!

 

so tomorrow will make that post thread if either of my plans fall through or when I come home from said plans. I'm debating if I want to sell my Crackers though as it was a freaking awesome surprise me. Its a marble of neon orange and yellow-green. It reacts under blacklight. It's so obnoxious xD

 

Feeling slightly hung over and have to go to work today.....damn it

 

I know that feel. Except the hungover part haha. Only been hung over once.

 

ultimate bacon and egg sandwich from wildflower bread, my life is complete <3 lol

 

And now I am hungry, thank you scalie

 

you're welcome
it had scrambled eggs with roasted roma tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, pesto, and arugula on a toasted brioche roll, feel the hunger! lol

 

Why ya gotta be like that Scalie! I'm fasting at the moment and already had a craving for breakfast food!

 

Remove these tomatoes and I'll assault your house to get this sandwich

 

I second this. No to tomatoes all the way.

 

I HATE raw tomatoes but roasted or sun dried and I can't get enough of them

 

I have similar preferences, but when tomatoes are of a VERY high quality, they can be absolutely delicious raw!

 

Tomatoes are only good as a sauce. Or as catsup. I mean ketchup.