Well, it's happened. It's kind of a long story so grab some popcorn and sit tight. (Also, apologies for any punctuation mistakes, I'm on my tablet)
So I'm a late night person, always have been, and so is my mom. However, lately I have been staying up especially late (for the past few months I've been up till like 5-6am). Well, my dad has been pissed about this for a while cause aparently I'm talking loud (my walls must be like paper or some shit). Well, last night (saturday morning at like 6:30am) my mom had had enough and shouted at me to shut up and get some sleep for once. Now, to their knowlage I don't do anything social online let alone talk to people, so she got suspicious and decided to take a look at my phone while I was asleep. Now, I was never worried about something like that because I have my phone locked with my finger print (how she got on I have no clue) and I didn't think I had any porn pictures on it at the time (with the exception of an anime called love stage I had open on my browser but that is more a love story and doesn't show anything). Boy was I wrong. So, I wake up at 4pm, take a shower, and head downstairs. When I get down there after a few min my mom goes "So, you want to explaine to me what you've been doing on your phone?". Now, for those who don't know I live in the bible belt and my mom is super strict (she kicked a family member out of the house because they liked to play dungeons and dragons for fuck sake) not taking shit from no one no matter what age they are. So, I assume she is talking about love stage which isn't a big deal and am like "What, what is it?". After her and I going back and forth about her thinking I knew what she was talking about she goes "Then here I'll show you." she then procedes to hand me my phone asking that I unlock it so she doesn't have to put in the password (I'm still wondering how the fuck she got my password). I unlock my phone and when it opens up I go on my gallery to find two furry porn pictures (one if a cat boy in a sexy pose, nothing actually happening. The other of a scalie guy showing his butt, again nothing happening.). I panic and (in poor panic indused judgement) quickly delete the two pictures and hand her back my phone. So, then she's on for a min and then goes "You deleted them." I then am like yea but I thought you were reacting to the anime and haden't seen that. So bla bla bla later after her talking about how that's just cartoon porn and it's no different than real porn bla bla bla (and at one point her going "I'm sick of anime I want to burn it and stomp it into the ground!"). She then asks me what I find sexy about it, to which I reply to with reasons why I don't like human (spesfically video) porn (Also, might I mention that through this entire thing not once did she even care what species it was). So, bla bla bla later after her telling me what bla bla bla says n' such, she then goes "So, do you remember what those pictures were of?" me, "Yea, both were pictures of them from behind." her, "Yea and, what to you stood out the most?" me, "Their butts.". Now, I thought she was smarter than one of my old friends... Aparently not. Because, she then goes on to compaire a married strait couple having anal sex to A PEDOPHILE RAPING A LITTLE GIRL. Yea, no joke. So, more bla bla bla later (and me explaining to her how stupid that comparison was, with her replying that all of it was eaquily bad) we're basically done. I say I'm sorry for looking at porn in her house and she replies "I feel sorry for you." Oh, and one other thing, at one point she said "Do you need help? Cause I think you need help." me "Do you mean like therepy help or church help?" her, "Whatever it takes.". Like, wtf seriously?! Just cause I look at porn (even if it's kinky) doesn't mean I need therepy!
So, that happened. Two things that surprised the crap out of me was, 1. Not once did she ever show any care what so ever about the characters in the porn being non human. And 2. She never mentioned Bad Dragon, sex toys, or masturbation in general (I guess after looking at my gallery to find the two pictures she stopped there).