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Aperture
Last Activity:
Nov 16, 2016
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Gender:
Male
Birthday:
Mar 9, 1993 (Age: 31)
Location:
Toronto Canada
Occupation:
I sell toys.

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Aperture

One of the new guys., Male, 31, from Toronto Canada

that feel when you learn a 15 year old has more game than you. May 1, 2016

Aperture was last seen:
Nov 16, 2016
    1. Aperture
      Aperture
      *Kinda sept for 19 hours.*
      Mar 2, 2015
    2. Aperture
      Aperture
      spent the whole day paintballing, feels good man.
      Feb 23, 2015
      1. Bluehorizon10, Brynjhulf and Compsense like this.
    3. Aperture
      Aperture
      if anyone want's my skype deets, shoot me a PM..
      Feb 22, 2015
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      3. Icestar
        Icestar
        you should join the BD skyyyyype~
        Feb 22, 2015
      4. Aperture
        Aperture
        No, I don't think you have me Exeter. and whats this about a BD Skype?
        Feb 23, 2015
      5. Icestar
        Icestar
        well, DH skype. X3 grab me! dragongirl508, same icon.
        Feb 23, 2015
    4. Aperture
      Aperture
      This is a story, a story, about you.
      Feb 14, 2015
    5. Aperture
      Aperture
      Just started out with GTA5 online. :P
      Jan 18, 2015
    6. Aperture
      Aperture
      I'VE BEEN GLAZED
      Jan 15, 2015
      1. Brynjhulf likes this.
      2. Brynjhulf
        Brynjhulf
        Oh goodness, I hope you didn't get any in your hair, that takes forever to get out.
        Jan 16, 2015
    7. Aperture
      Aperture
      Back to being always fresh at Tim Horton's.
      Jan 15, 2015
    8. Aperture
      Aperture
      I just had probably one of the worst shifts of my life, it was like 4 hour anxiety attack... I need a good days sleep now..
      Jan 14, 2015
      2. Brynjhulf
        Brynjhulf
        *very tight hug* I'm sorry to hear that mate. I hope you sleep well, and feel better.
        Jan 14, 2015
    9. Aperture
      Aperture
      I sound like a Ghoul from fallout. o.o
      Jan 8, 2015
      1. Rassandra Gendal and Brynjhulf like this.
      2. Rassandra Gendal
        Rassandra Gendal
        I have an online friend who sounds like a Ghoul from Fallout....now I'm trying to remember who it was. O.o
        Apr 16, 2015
    10. Aperture
      Aperture
      Hey guys, what’s the best non-drowsy cough syrup you can recommend? ! need it for work tonight
      Jan 6, 2015
    11. Aperture
      Aperture
      Off to a job interview
      Jan 3, 2015
      1. Kovu likes this.
    12. Aperture
      Aperture
      oh god my head
      Jan 1, 2015
      1. Brynjhulf likes this.
    13. Aperture
      Aperture
      Hopefully in 2015 I will be able to figure out what happened in 2014, which was probably caused by my actions in 2013,from my plans in 2012
      Jan 1, 2015
    14. Aperture
      Aperture
      Booo.... I have a job interview with Tim Hortons tomorrow, I think I need to shave my beard off.
      Dec 30, 2014
    15. Aperture
      Aperture
      day 3 no fapping. this is not good
      Dec 27, 2014
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      3. Kovu
        Kovu
        I know that feel. Or should I say lack of feel.
        Dec 27, 2014
      4. Velixer
        Velixer
        Sounds like a stranded man's diary XD
        Dec 27, 2014
      5. Aperture
        Aperture
        Indeed, maybe I should start a thread
        Dec 28, 2014
    16. Aperture
      Aperture
      I was out to dinner and the topic of city animals came up. Apparently the correct response to seeing a possum is "What the fuck is that?"
      Dec 18, 2014
      1. Brynjhulf likes this.
      2. Icestar
        Icestar
        city people are accustomed to pigeons and mice. XD
        Dec 18, 2014
      3. Aperture
        Aperture
        My sisters wife tried to describe an animal she saw walking the dog, (It was a possum) and my sister was like "you were tired, you didn't really see that." until a week or so later, she say it, thought it was a stuffed toy monster, and then it moved and she screamed "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!"
        Dec 19, 2014
      4. Icestar
        Icestar
        pff XD

        city people. dont know what a possum is
        Dec 19, 2014
    17. Aperture
      Aperture
      ...and so then I had a pouty nap, and things were better.
      Dec 15, 2014
      2. Brynjhulf
        Brynjhulf
        *hug* Well I'm glad you're feeling better now
        Dec 15, 2014
    18. Aperture
      Aperture
      SKYPE UPDATED AHH OH GOD I DON'T LIKE IT! *Angry, frightened horse noises*
      Dec 10, 2014
      1. Brynjhulf likes this.
      2. vahaala
        vahaala
        It's inevitable now.
        Dec 10, 2014
      3. Aperture
        Aperture
        *Whiiines* they have made it all one window!
        the emotocons are huge!
        Dec 10, 2014
      4. Misskin
        Misskin
        ikr I ate it
        Dec 11, 2014
    19. Aperture
      Aperture
      Dare I upload nudes?
      Dec 1, 2014
    20. Aperture
      Aperture
      trying hard to get them creative juices flowing..
      Nov 30, 2014
      2. Icestar
        Icestar
        do whatever with these you can think of:

        robot.
        rocks.
        alcohol.
        rope.
        a fish.

        have fun!
        Nov 30, 2014
      3. Aperture
        Aperture
        I did that, but now all I have is a mess on my hands, and the police with a warrent for my arrest.
        Nov 30, 2014
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Mar 9, 1993 (Age: 31)
    Location:
    Toronto Canada
    Occupation:
    I sell toys.
    Blog Link:
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    Lately I've been getting rammed more by cars than people.

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    From the true north strong and Free.
    User: Has anyone seen Brynjhulf?
    Aperture: I got this.
    *Clears throat*
    Aperture: POSSUMS SUCK!
    *Pitter patter of tiny feet*
    Brynijulf: *Kicking open door" FIRST OF ALL, FUCK YOU!    ​