Random funny stuff

I think I have a new business idea for Fantasy dildo makers xD

 

OH MY GOD.
BEST. IDEA. EVER.

 

and then you invite your boss over for dinner hoping to make a good impression and forget that it's there since it's become so familiar to you...
"hey mister Perkins, just make sure you wash your hands before you eat"
"uhhh... Todd. You're fired..."

 

Huh...

 

This gets real ridiculous real fast



Edit: And something a little weird….

 

I fucking LOVE Cr1t1kal



And also, a post for the furry community.

 

lol

 

Wait, you mean that's NOT socially acceptable...?
Oi vay, I've been going about my business all wrong.

 

Some people can pull it off!

But Stephen... I don't think he has quite your charm.

 

Lol wtf did I just watch, That must have taken ages to make.

 

Possum ownage, take that deer! @Brynjhulf

 

He's hilarious, but his finest trait is that, even though YouTube gaming channels have mostly become a world of click bait, networks, over the top personalities, and all around view/subscribe whoring, he has remained just as genuine as ever.
He's just overall a totally great guy!

 

And donates everything to charity! Millions of viewers, struggling financially, looking for work, donates everything his channel brings in to a variety of charities... The guy is a saint. Who occasionally says stuff like "Shit on the nipple."

 

Stealing this from @Kitsy_The_Fox because ADORABLE

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1563659817228925

 

This is fucking hysterical and has NOTHING to do with video games

 

We possums tend to come on a little strong, freaks some people (and all dears) out a bit xD

 

I just love the reactions in this gif.

Lady deer: ok it's dark take it slow and use your nose.

Possum: ok lady your getting a bit to close I know you can't see but that's your fault for being awake at this time.

Lady deer: ooh something smells over here.

Possum: wtf. Not only can't you see you insult me. Oh it's on. WOOCHA!!

Lady deer: omg sweet baby deersus something is trying to eat ME!

possum: that's right run. Who's the smelly one now.

 

since the embed feature won't work for it, here's a link

https://imgur.com/gallery/CDQ4lgD
random shark petting adorableness

 

So an 85 year old man goes to his doctor. The doctor says "Here, take this jar. Go home, and some time tonight, open it up and provide me a sperm sample, then bring it back tomorrow."

The old man replies, "I dunno doc. It's been a while, but I'll try," and goes home.

The next day, he comes back to his doctor, and hands him the jar. The doctor looks at it, and it is completely empty. He looks at the old man and says, "You couldn't do it then?"

The old man shrugs. "I don't know what else I could have tried. I tried with my right hand, nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, nothing. I asked my wife, and she tried with her left hand first, then her right. Still nothing. She tried with her mouth, nada. She took out her teeth, and still no luck. We called over the neighbor lady, and she tried with both hands to no effect. Then she tried with her armpit, and even put it between her knees! Nothing we tried worked."

The doctor just stared for a moment, his eyes wide. "Wow, you did all that last night?!" he asked the old man.

"Yup, and after all that, the jar still won't open."