What Is On Your Mind?

On the contrary good sir, it is absolutely delicious <3

 

well considering the last time we used them the other guy was a little... blazed, while using it, yeah... don't trust them much either. they wouldn't be able to do proper fire prevention and perimeter control either

on another note, my new coworker, the really dense one, is a gigantic pothead. who would've guessed?

 

*suddenly imagined Jazzi painting her dick rainbow colors* O.=.o...my mind does weird things

 

Lol not that kind of staff xD

 

Chrome, you're drunk go home.

New tab has not been displaying the "Recent pages" thing correctly for some reason.

 

Man now I feel tired...and I haven't masturbated all day...don't know whether to be disappointed or proud

 

Uh...so I just managed to get a motherboard that's valued at around $185 for only $30...did I just get lucky as hell or did amazon just screw me over?
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00JKCHEQ2?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00

 

nice email address

 

It's my full name abbreviated.

 

just be careful what you leave in screenshots. some people are dicks.

 

I don't really care if anyone tries to email me hate or whatever. I can always block/ignore them, and gmail has a pretty good spam filter.

 

I'm gonna email you all the dicks.

 

I'd be more worried of people hacking my shit. I had a kid in my management 101 class that could hack just about anything with only the smallest bit of information. luckily he wasn't a dick and only liked to hack stuff to see if he could make it run better or find the weak spots, but not everyone is like that

 

I just had a lvl 17 Onyx break out of 19 pokeballs, 6 great balls and an ultra ball at 1hp while it was paralyzed.

 

sounds like me trying to catch moltres (no idea if spelling that right, too lazy to google) back when I used to play pokemon yellow

 

When I had bronchitis a few summers ago, I spent two weeks straight playing HeartGold for like ten hours a day.

Latias. Freaking Latias.

I spent an entire day following the damn thing around just for the chance of engaging it, then using my Snorlax's block move on the slight chance that it would go through. It missed a dozen times, which meant Latias would immediately flee to some far off part of the map. Then, when it finally hit and Latias couldn't flee, the stupid fucker killed itself with flail.
I did finally get it, though. :|

 

I think my left bicep is torn.

 

Tearing is to be expected when you're already ripped, amirite?

 

please don't make my bicep laugh

 

Did some impulse shopping yesterday. Probably shouldn't have, but look how cute they are!



Seriously, who can resist a zombie bunny?