What Is On Your Mind?

Well, if two people have vastly differing ideas of what a relationship should be, there should probably not be a relationship, but that's just my highly unprofessional opinion.

 

They have made the choice of having multiple partners and there's two possible outcomes for this.
They give it up for you and you two are happy for a time or they don't and you can walk by happily searching for someone else. Plus the third and secret outcome they secretly don't give up and cheat on you to have those extra partners, you know there are mischievous people around the world.
I hate the song but I'd say Let it gooooooo♫

 

Seems pretty spot on.

Neither of ideas are inherently wrong, but they do not work well together.

 

corned beef and cabbage and soda bread. fuck yeah saint patrick's day. if only I had a metric pint of stout...

 

Oh yeah, some people think today is a holiday or something.

 

I'M GOING TO CRY. I DIDN'T GO OUT AND GET A GREEN MILKSHAKE.

 

oh no?

 

Last chance to celebrate St. Paddy's. Mix some green food coloring with your cumlube then fill yourself with the luck o' the irish

 

I read that as a better idea than I probably should have...

 

Last day of my holidays... Going to have to shave the dirty beard off which is going to be a pain. I don't want to go back to work!

 

Go in like a hippy cop.

 

Not allowed to have beards according to the uniform and appearance policy

The most we can have is a moustache, which cannot go below the upper lip (no goatees). Also not allowed to have piercings, but if they can't see it they can't pull me up on it

 

Gather you didn't get much sleep sweetie?

 

Yeah, had to write an essay for this morning class, and by the time I finished, it was already too late to go to sleep, because I would just sleep through the class at that point. -curls up and whimpers- so freaking tired

 

Don't worry sweetie you can have a sleep after lectures.

 

I think I might have to, I am just losing my brain right now.

 

I've known plenty who go for the sleep during lectures option too.

 

I'm a toy nerd. First thought was "is that toy- and body-safe?"

 

Having made various batches of colored J-Lube in the past and used it extensively I can confirm it's toy safe. Never had any bodily issues either. Can't really speak for use in the lady parts though.